Mike Jones

One of the more recent rappers, who sounds like he's got a mouth full of marbles and can't breathe through his nose.

* Has completely runed his teeth and will never again be able to go through a metal detecter without setting it off ever time.
* Grimmaces to "show off" his horrible teeth.
* Shows his teeth in every other scene of every one of his music videos.
* Can't seem to do anything other than repeat the same lines over and over again.
* Has to express the fact that he's famous now and wasn't "back then."
* Seems to think he's hot, when he himself says he hasn't changed.

Mike Jones: before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the-

A Better Rapper: Learn to rap or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

by Peaseblossom85 July 17, 2006

Jones Job

The sexual act of reaching into a man's pants, removing his penis, and rubbing it against the zipper of your jeans.

We started making out, then she climbed on top of me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a Jones Job. It was like rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.

by Pete's Dad December 13, 2010

Jonesied

A term that describes the mental and/or physical paralysis of an individual after consuming marijuana.

“Want another toke mate?”
“No chance mate I’m absolutely jonesied”

by Dankmems69 October 18, 2018

Jones' Law

If you believe in enough Conspiracy Theories then you will inevitably be correct about one or more.

Jones' Law is crazy! I can't believe Alex Jones was right about Epstien and the pedophilia ring

by RoiceX June 23, 2020

Verga Jones

The name for anyone who acts like or resembles a "verga" (Latin American word for "cock"). Verga Jones' usually show several signs of extreme douchebaggery. In some countries, however, Verga Jones can be a compliment.

Dude...that guy looks like a penis...total Verga Jones status.

by VergaJones1 June 25, 2010

Craig Jones

Craig Michael Jones also known as 133, The Silent One, The Killer, or by his number #5, is an American musician, best known as the samplist/keyboardist of the band Slipknot. Born: February 11, 1972 (age 44), Des Moines, IA

Music group: Slipknot (Since 1996)

You see that samplist/keyboardist for slipknot that's Craig Jones

by King Kunta 6 May 25, 2016

Steamin Jones

When you sit on the toilet to relieve your bowels and it feels so amazing you feel the immediate need to bust a nut.

I went to the bathroom and could not help it I had the steamin Jones

by Robstewartsucks April 5, 2017