almond joy

A white mans penis, with lumps.

Bro, let me eat your almond joy.

by GIngyboi June 1, 2020

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joy boner

The erection one receives that is instigated by the feeling of pure joy or excitement.

Ron got an instant joy boner when he found that his mates had organised front row tickets to the Lakers' game for his birthday

by kangoulius May 12, 2015

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joy nub

the small tracking device located in the middle of some laptop keyboards, used as a small area replacement to a mouse or touchpad.

I love working a joy nub, it is a shame they aren't standard equipment on more laptops these days...

by Low G Man April 15, 2007

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a bundle of joy

Joshua Revan Nikhil DeSilva

oh my god you’re such a bundle of joy !

by aH okAy September 14, 2019

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kill-joy

A person who intentionally takes the joy of another person and brutally murders it with no remorse.

Girl: Yesh, finally Full Metal Alchemist. Oh how I've longed for you. *kisses television*
Mom: No FULL METAL ALCHEMIST. Japan is evil.
Girl: Geez Mom, you're such a kill-joy!

Girl: Yesh, No school because of snow!
Weather Man: Looks like school is back in session due to the sudden elevation of tempurature.
Girl: Geez Mr. Meteorologist Man Guy, you're such a kill-joy.

by Buttonsinfallcolours August 9, 2006

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