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Republican Jabberwocky Syndrome

(noun) The use of nonsense words or misuse of actual words to create or exaggerate threats for political gain.
Did you hear Sarah Palin talking about death panels on CNN today? Seriously, what is her deal?

She suffers from Republican Jabberwocky Syndrome, don't be so insensitive.
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Jobby Jabber

To 'Jobby Jabber' someone is to sneak up behind them with your hands together (as if in prayer) and 'jab' them in the 'gooch' (the area between the anus and the scrotum).
"Holy fuck by the way! Ye want tae a fuckin seen the jobby jabber a dun tae Ricky, he fuckin made a mad noise like a dug gettin hit by a motur!"
"A dare ye tae Jobby Jabber that polismin! A fuckin dare ye!"
"Yer maws got a heavy growler! A went tae Jobby Jabber her n a loast a finger!"
by pierjumpmental March 11, 2008
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jobby-jabber

fudge-packer fart-knocker starfish-invader
that webby, he's a jobby-jabber!
by charlie-boy February 9, 2004
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jobby

runny,sticky brown substance,which comes from the anus.
caz u left ur jobby lyin in the livinroom ya fuckin mink!
by ryan April 21, 2004
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jobberish

When a senior member of staff uses, words such as obviously usually many times to explain a job to an employee, which they have took on
and blatantly have no clue what they are talking about! Often used in conjunction with lots of mumbling

The employer using Jobberish attempts to bamboozle the employee with lots of information given very quickly whilst also using the word obviously.... lots of times to imply the employee is not quite getting the obvious and is somehow dimmer than the user of jobberish! for not being quick on the uptake!

Jobberish = jibberish whilst explaining a job
Employer: I need you to do this job for me..obviously it will need to be red and in a scale of (mumble) it will be made out of acrylic with (mumble) and obviously will need radius corners. Obviously i need this for (mumble) and the client will collect it on (mumble)

Employee: Your are talking utter jobberish!! please rephrase the above statement!!
by Faffwell Jones May 23, 2013
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JibberMan

proper noun, the best damn MoH:AA player to play the game.
Holy Christ! I just got owned by JibberMan!
by J-Mac September 21, 2004
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Jibbera

The word spoken when you are too damn stoned to say Jibberish.
by Dani Der Ghul December 2, 2011
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