Jehad

A cool dude who likes mac and cheese

Jehad is my favorite person.

by ImayNOTbeTALLbutIcanDOother December 3, 2020

jihadi john

a member of islamic state. the executioner of steven sotloff, james foley, david haines and alan henning. he is british-egyptian.

Jihadi John's british accent makes me wet......

by nasty sleazy trashy classless October 30, 2014

jihading

The act of simulating a jihad. Thus might include an assembly of people pretaining caucasian decent. This crew of people dress up as if they are of indian decent by dressing up, dancing and talking like real jihads.This often involves bed sheets, shantis and the sounds of Bollywood. To really jihad, the assembly of caucasian people must dance around public places, thus entertaining the many curious on-lookers for an extended amount of time.

Lets do some jihading downtown tonight!

by greencosmos September 25, 2007

Jhade

pronounced jeyd - like the girl's name Also the definition of annoying. To be a Jhade is to be the most annoying person you know, whether it be by the way he/she talks, acts, looks or particularly the way he/she laughs. Your aim in life is to not be a Jhade.

You're such a Jhade, I hate you.

by yo__mama October 23, 2011

Jehad

A Jehad is a beautiful, polite, clean woman who usually enjoys long walks on the beach and sunsets, jehad usually stands for feminine . Ali's are usually leaders and clearly stand out from others.

Boy 1: "Have you met jehad?"

Boy 2: "Yeah, She's cool."

Boy 3: "You kidding? She's amazing!"

Boy 1: "What I thought exactly"

by ladygagalove678305 August 4, 2011

Jihacalypse

The end of western civilization brought on by the increasing aggression of the Muslim world, and by the regressive left's refusal to defend the west from Islamism.

"Stock up on medical supplies, ammo, and bacon. The Jihacalypse is nearly here."

"Western civilization was wonderful, until feelings of guilt caused leftist leaders in Europe and America to un-intentionally let in the Trojan horse of Islam, sparking a clash of two worlds in which one will bw destroyed. The Jihacalypse has begun."

by Project Keyhole June 26, 2016

Jhadens girl

A girl only one girl can take of the job jhaden girl is a one and only first name Serenity last name camacho jhadens girl is special loving kind and beautiful she's a one and only being no one can be like jhadens girl she cares and loves for the one who is her daddy and her lover in bed and she can not leave him or else she'll be dead because if she leaves he'll nock her upside the head :) jhadens girl is loved by jhaden and will always be loved by him :) ik your reading this baby cause I told u to look it up so dont leave me or you'll be dead:)

Jhadens girl is loved by jhaden and only him jhadens girl is sexy and beautiful and kind I love you baby muahhh

by Jhaden reyes March 9, 2020