just jack it january

Similar to Destroy Dick December, Just jack it January entails that the individual must only "jack it" (Masturbate) with his/her (Gender Inclusive) free time. The challenge begins as soon as the little hand strikes 12 on January 1st. Many in the past have considered it to be a group activity as it begins on New Years day when many individuals are with friends and family.

Arjun: Man I'm so tired from destroy dick december
Diana: Get ready for round 2, a.k.a Just Jack It January!

by J_A_D_G April 21, 2018

January 14

January the 14th is get freaky day

Did you know today was January 14

“Me” yeah already sent out my freaky text

by Livelifeup October 15, 2019

January 9

National Kiss ur boyfriend
National talk back to ur teachers
National Skip class (if u not a pussy)

girl: hey look hes over there
girl #2: (kisses him)
boy:(kisses her back)What was that for?
Girl #2: Its January 9

Talk back 2 teachers (its revenge time)LMAO

by Real_bitch!!! January 7, 2020

January 3

It’s the official girl in red day. Where you should only listen to girl in red songs (it isn’t a strict rule because you can also listen to other songs but the more girl in red the better).

This date was oficially set by the dudettes in 2020.

Timmy - I can’t believe that it’s already January 3rd.
Peter- You know what that means...
Timmy- Um i don’t, what is it?
Peter- It’s girl in red day!
Timmy- I completely forgot!!

Peter- Let’s listen to “girls”

by http.uwu January 5, 2020

January 3

the most massive dick in the world day

“damn you were born on january 3rd? you must have the most massive dick”

by bigdoinks79969 October 16, 2019

January 27

The most hottest people are born on Jan 27 y’all cute as f to

January 27 people are perfect

by anonymous September 22, 2021

January 1st

Birthday of the most creative person ever. They are the type of people that will get used to anything and is the nice to everyone no matter what. They maintain a surface level positive attitude even in the worst situations. Go give this person a hug, they'll need it cause they hate their birthday even though it's sounds like the best since it's on January 1st.

Person: January 1st is the best day ever to have a birthday!!!
Birthday Boy/Girl: Wrong...

by HydroPath October 20, 2019