Japanese Purse

The act of putting coins or other money under your foreskin for either pleasure or convienience.
If the bearer of the coinage experiences an erection whilst holding money and they spill onto the floor this is called a Japanese Payday.

John lost his wallet, so he started using his Japanese Purse.

As Julie was about to give Mike head his Japanese Purse opened and she experienced a Japanese Payday.

by Japs Eye May 17, 2006

Japanerd

Someone who is usually one part emo, many times one part nerd, and definitely has an extreme obsession with the country of Japan. If one of their group dies off they all get depressed and make themselves feel better by arguing that Japan is superior to all other countries, or they contemplate mass suicide.

White Kids obsessed with anything that has to do with Japan are always Japanerds

by Outlaw0976 January 13, 2008

Japanese Flag Routine

AKA the "Cherry topped sundae", the Japanese flag routine involves a female partner forcing a male partner to lay on his back and jerk off until he cums hard enough to have the resulting ejaculate land on his face, at which point the female proceeds to squat above his head and glop a huge smear of period blood on top, creating, in effect, the appearance of a "cherry topped sundae" or Japanese flag.
This practice was first noted in Japan in the early 2000s, but has become increasingly popular throughout the world with the spread of similar male-oriented practices like the Cleavland Steamer, Donkey Punch, Blumpkin, and Chili Dog. In fact, women world wide seem to have come to the realization that there is an increasingly large need for sexual practices that are specifically degrading and humiliating for men, and that can be laughed about by women everywhere for decades to come.

When Holly had enough of Leroy's constant whining for blumpkins, she waited until her period was flowing at maximum throttle, and proceeded to give him the nastiest Japanese flag routine of his entire life.

by FallsGirlTheNextGeneration April 13, 2009

Japanese milf

A woman of Japanese descent, or partial descent, with large breasts. Hot beyond belief, to the point that a Caucasian man will be forced to climb a tall structure and exclaim his undying love and lust. Other races cannot handle a Japanese MILF.

Daryl: "I found me a Japanese MILF, dude."
Pedro: "I'd like to get me a piece of that, Daryl."
Daryl: "Tough shit - you can't handle the heat of my Japanese MILF."

by Youowemeacake April 19, 2018

japanese war flag

A painful sore rectum induced by too much spicy food

Ooh shit, m' arse is like a japanese war flag after all them chiles!

by The Moderator July 2, 2007

Japanese War Tuba

An as of yet untested sex act in which the perpetrator, whilst being fellated by the victim, screams "BANZAI!!!!!" and rips a deafening (preferably wet) fart directly in the face of said victim. Extra points are awarded if victim is either drunk from excessive saki or is somehow dressed as a geisha.

"I no longer have a girlfriend after our night in Tokyo ended with a Japanese War Tuba at the hotel."

by Gjers July 10, 2006

Japanese government

possibly the most corrupt (not to mention the strangest) government in the world.

one of the representatives in Japan's government includes a masked wrestler who still does not expose his face, even at an assembly. true fact.

by KRHimself March 14, 2005