Jade

Name given for a rather short, human female. Jade is quite annoying, but a great friend. She's been known to take your things and hit you, but makes people laugh 24/7. In other words, Jade is a semi-kind, short girl and a really funny person.

Man! i frikin wish i was like Jade!
That was almost as epic as Jade dude!

by mysteriousman58 May 11, 2011

Jadee

A lame Macedonian with a scooby doo like haircut who resembles a pixie

Woah its a Jadee!

by Rabbits are amazing May 2, 2011

Jade

A Twat lol

Jade: ommahhhgoooshhhh james ur soooo funnyyy

by GhostCoffeeee November 8, 2016

Jade

Bitch.

Jade is a bitch. I hate her.

by Somebody once asked November 26, 2018

Jade

Miniature goblin who likes to chase you around. Jade is satan and a disgrace to human kind and if you think otherwise you can eat your whole fucking ass. " and will beat the sh*t out of you if she catches you. "Got to catch em all"

Friend 1: who the fuck is that
Friend 2:it's Satan you uncultured swine
Friend 1: I thought her name was Jade
Friend 2: Yup she is such a Jade
Friend 1: no mames guey

by Ravenpuffwhisperer March 7, 2019

Jade

Bitchest bitch you’ll ever meet. She’s very ReTarTed. Never been to ISS(she’s kinda lame). Her boyfriend broke up with her for her a dresser(Harleigh). She made up Tiny and ReTarTed with me so btfo bitch. She’s honestly a man stealing hoe tho, and will steal a man if she wants. She’s never been on time to a class in her life. She looks really innocent until you realize that’s shes a crazy dirty minded lil thot. BUT when she has a boyfriend she’s “loyal” and will leave a room if another boy is being spoken about cause she knows she’ll f up her relationship. Also...if you date her...DONT shave your head.

Scene 1
Person 1:”Look It’s Jade”
Person:2:”She’s lowkey kinda crazy isn’t she?”
Person 1:”1 yeah definitely”

Scene 2
Person 1:”Wanna See Jeven Nudes”
Jade: “EW, I’m Gonna Start Calling Him Tiny”
Person 1:”Oh My Gosh, That’s Good”

by daddygotmemoist May 16, 2018

Jade

Jade is the most beautiful women you’ll ever meet, with her big brown intelligent eyes. Her sweet smile, and her soft velvet lips. The love of my life, forever and always. My beautiful angel and wife. To the moon and back babygirl.

Jade is so beautiful!
Wow look at Jade!

by Nuggets Hubby August 16, 2020