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food junkie

Somebody who eats an excessive amount of food.
John: "Wow Ashlee is a real food junkie"

Taylor: "Yeah dude look! She finished 50 wings under two minutes."

John: "Is that even possible?"

Taylor: "Dude.."
by Putrescent Penitent August 6, 2014
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pie junkie

a fat person wannabe not an actual fat person but someone who wants to be fat
stuart you fecking pie junkie its ok to be thin
by martyn and leo April 16, 2004
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junkie whore

a girl so drugged or stupid that they have sex without even realizing it, and can get talked into it even while being prude
by greg June 14, 2004
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Guitar Junkie

someone who does nothing but talk about guitars, talks about playing guitars, looks up shit about guitars, and hates guitar hero. doesn't even necessarily play guitar.
Guy 1: omg hey man have you seen gibsons new robot guitar?
guy 2: no i havent go away.
guy 1: aww man i played it last week, it ruled.
guy 2: GO AWAY.
guy 1: hold on im gonna find it on google and show you
guy 2: guy 1 your such a damn guitar junkie GO AWAY NOW
by Joe Norton April 27, 2008
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wow junkie

a no puss gettin dork that sits a home and plays world of warcraft constantly
I know a guy named mo who aint got no ho cause he's a wow junkie
by wow junkie February 7, 2008
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Speaker Junky

Individual who loiters around towering speakers at a rave as to have their entire body molested by music.
They Love Music.
Speaker junky is found infront of a speaker
by saralee77 October 24, 2008
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nipple junkie

a nipple junkie is a person who isn't just fascinated by nipples but they are addicted to them. A nipple junkie is generally a poor person(sometimes homeless) that dosent do anything throughout their day unless it involves getting their nipple fix. Nipple junkies can get their "fix" in multiple ways. The most common way is for the junkie to place a hard nipple in between their two front teeth and as the nipple is locked in place the junkie vibrates his or her tounge until the junkie has recevied their full fix. A junkies maximum fix level could be anywhere from 6 to 21 gocks (gocks are used as a way of measuring energy received by a nipple). There are countless other ways for junkies to get their fix and recieve just as many gocks. Nipple junkies are usually relaxed people even if they dont have their fix. Nipple junkies have their addiction revealed usually when their victims wake up and are having their nipples molested.
i fell asleep at the bus stop and i woke to a ravaging nipple junkie with my hard nipples in his eye.
by cpajg December 30, 2010
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