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Judy stretcher

When you use both hands in a flipper motion to split a girls fanny up to the belly button
I had to give her a good old Judy stretcher as I had no wallet
by few2020 November 10, 2021
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Dame Judy

A particularly powerful and offensive odour usually associated with farting or number 2's. A stench, but on the next level. Mostly experienced following a night of drinking and consumption of nasty fast-food that you wouldn't normally eat unless drunk, a strong indication of bowel or other inner turmoil.
Bob: Dude don't use the bathroom for 10 minutes, I just made a proper Dame Judy in there. Must've been the vodka last night

Bill: Yeah, that and dodgy take-away
Bob: Tru dat

Man did you just fart? Omg that's proper Dame Judy! Open the window!
by Richmilo January 26, 2021
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Judying

Being very judgemental about something.
My wife was judying on the coffee I bought for being dark roast from D'Angelo.
by Salfatale August 29, 2023
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Half cocked judy

A Judy chop at the ready. Used to decapitate potlickers
Poor Cletus snuck up on me when I was carrying a half cocked Judy. I mistook him for a potlicker and nearly took his head off.
by Jdog79 December 26, 2023
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