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an incredibly cute and hilarious guy that always knows how to put a smile on your face. he’s very athletic and attracts all the ladies. just by the way of his words he can make you fall for him instantly. his smile makes you blush. He’s really goofy and a bit clumsy at times. But Jordan’s are really good at listening when you need someone. You could talk to him for hours. But he might fall asleep on you because he’s such a hard worker. He loves and cares for his family so much. Hes willing to do whatever it takes to put a smile on your face. He’s definitely dad material. Despite his past he looks at the bright side of things. Jordan’s can be a bit cheesy but really know how to flirt. Jordan’s are an amazing best friend/boyfriend. If you have a Jordan in your life, KEEP THEM!!
“Jordan is soo sweet. I’m crushing on him so hard.”
by Brooklyn;))) April 6, 2019
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An angry spaghetti. Often mistaken for a bowl of naked pasta. Very wiggly and uncontrolled. Much like a piece of gross ramen.
Girl 1: Wow that spaghetti is so wiggly
Girl 2: It's totally Jordan
by DDNekfb;w December 21, 2016
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A general asshole with anger issues who always thinks he's right even when he isn't. Jordans are typically antisocial, dramatic and very loud.
Friend: Get the fuck away from me!
Me: Why are you being such a Jordan?
by Eggrollhol December 7, 2019
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Jordan

A girl who can give you the boner affect with just a whisper.
*whispers* jordan is giving me the you know what affect
by Earlungess March 12, 2015
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Jordan

An incredibly funny guy, he will make you laugh all the time. He is very caring and sweet, but he is a gamer and sometimes that can be the priority. He such an amazing and cute person, you need a Jordan in your life.
Girl 1: Omg Jordan is so funny!
Girl 2: I know! He is also really nice as well.
by <3Jordan June 25, 2017
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Jordan is the type of person to just say "Penis" all the time. Jordan is sweet and caring but also weird. If you have a Jordan in your life, you better keep them by your side, because if you lose Jordan, you'll never feel the same.
Matt: "Jordan..What are you doing?"
Jordan: "Uh...Penis?"
by Matthew Michalowski April 2, 2020
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Jordanism

someone who worship screaming and moaning during sex
Jay and Beth enjoys jordanism during night
by Steve job's August 30, 2018
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