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jesse

a jesse is an awsome kid who is capabel of many things that are unbelievable to find in one lil person
hes a very smexii boy who has alot on him mind....might dislike some people but still have the spunk to still be friends and umm hes one smarty/fatty acid
-jesse's may change the world
- "omg did u see that guy yesterday?"..."oh yea he was so bangable"
by Marina Avetisova January 12, 2008
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Jessel

A beautiful young woman with beautiful eyes and a great personality.
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Jesse

He's always there when you need him. He is funny kind and like a knight in shining armor. He has a charming personality very intelligent and the kind of guy you want at your side. He is soft and gentle but at the same time, he is manipulative and dangerous.
Jesse 😇😈
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The Jesse Factor

A right-wing blog run by Jesse and John, two psychopaths with a bizarre love for the Bush administration and complete, cess-ridden hatred for the left. One of the main draws of the site is the fact that Jesse is 15 years old and has parents that seemingly don't mind their son publishing slanderous and outright threatening tirades on the internet. His age definitely shines through as his articles are usually rife with spelling and grammar errors while typically sporting an extremely juvenile and immature tone about them.

The Jesee Factor usually features baseless and extremely vulgar attacks against liberals and Democrats that often fall apart once further analyzed. In one memorable entry, John claimed that there is much more oil in Alaska than there is in Iraq and as such, oil could not have been among the reasons to spark that particular conflict. A quick visit to the Energy Information Administration website, a branch of the US Department of Energy, proved him to be almost pitifully wrong. Not only that, the number he used to describe the amount of oil in Alaska (16 billion barrels) is the most optimistic one available, frequently contradicted by many experts, and a number often cited by a pro-drilling Alaskan senator alone.

They often do not include sources for their most controversial and damning assertions (stating that the Kerry family bought $500,000 in Halliburton stock, for instance) and usually resort to ad hominem attacks along with homophobic slurs to take up space in their rants. The writing often resembles that of a third-tier Maddox ripoff rather than the biting social and political commentary they were no doubt aiming for.

The Jesse Factor is more or less an extremely annoying variant of what is becoming a run-of-the mill internet presence: crazy assholes who think they know everything publishing their half-coherent drivel for everyone to see.
"I heard that Jesse of the Jesse Factor is a Libertarian. Well excuse me all to hell for being a Democrat, looks like this kid sides with the real winners."
by Squid Wrangler March 21, 2005
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Jesse

In any teen chickflick, book, and or TV show, Jesse is always the sexy, bad-boy lady killer.
Bad-boys named Jesse in Prom, Hannah Montana, Full House, etc.
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Jesse

The most amazing guy you will ever meet!! He's sooo sweet and can make you laugh no matter what, he won't let you down. Also he normally is in band and he tends to be the cutest guy you will ever meet. Being close to one is amazing... Everyone needs a Jesse
1: Jesse is the sweetest most amazing guy ever

2: That guys really sweet, I bet he's a Jesse.
by Morgiee August 1, 2012
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jesse

he is sexc man and he has a cock like a bus
Jesse has rights woman do not.
by wuebdjdjebnd October 14, 2019
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