jerk master

One proficient at making all manner of meat jerky (beef, turkey, venison, etc.), typically named Lindsey.

That Lindsey made another batch of awesome beef jerky, she's a real jerk master!

by sketch1jm August 3, 2019

Jerk o'lantern

A pumpkin that is used as a sex toy. It has a large hole on the top (similar to a normal jack o'lantern), as well as a smaller hole carved into the side, just wide enough to put your dick through. Then someone can stick their hand through the top of the pumpkin and jerk you off.

Benny: I haven’t had sex in almost a week, this is so annoying!
Jeff: Huh? Aren’t you still dating Ellie?
Benny: She's on her period right now. Yesterday I made a jerk o'lantern and Ellie gave me a handjob in it. How sad is that?

by AP Everything October 22, 2019

high jerk

High Jerk- When two people high-five on your penis, and then proceed to jerk you off. It can be quite refreshing although, if done wrong, can permanently render the owner of said penis completely flaccid for life.

Oh man we high jerked that man so hard!

by TheTwinkleToes April 19, 2016

Wasabi Jerk

1. When one coats their hand in wasabi and proceeds to masturbate or perform a hand job.

OR
2.Jerking off in a Japanese restaurant.

"yo, i got this wicked sick wasabi jerk last night from Kim"

"My dick's still burning from that wasabi jerk before class this morning"

by FOADboner July 3, 2009

jerk tent

A tent you set up in your office that you use to jerk off in. It gives the user some needed extra privacy while jerking it at work.

Alternate Definition: A temporary shelter designed to allow one to jack it in the work place while not incuring a sexual harassemnt suit by showing their co-workers their business

I just bought a new jerk tent online. I can't wait until it gets here so I can jerk it.

by biglerm April 22, 2011

Circular jerk

Similar to circular logic; When people stroke themselves by stroking others. Very common in the corporate setting.

Board member: Mr. Peterson is doing a stellar job running this company. I'm so glad I cast the deciding vote to hire him.

Employee under breath: Running this company into the ground. Classic circular jerk, dude.

by m&jsandwich August 23, 2011

squat jerk

the act of squatting and jerking your meat simultaneously

i squat jerked for 20 minutes last week any my legs still hurt!

by tim jhonson December 2, 2018