Jerk•ing•a•turd jerk-in-uh-turd
-adjective
1. Speculative term used to refer to someone's tardiness or absence.
2. late; absent; missing.
-adjective
1. Speculative term used to refer to someone's tardiness or absence.
2. late; absent; missing.
Question: "Where's the groom?"
Answer: "I don't know. He’s probably jerking a turd."
The ceremony starts at 3:00 PM sharp. You better be there - don’t be jerkin’ a turd.
Answer: "I don't know. He’s probably jerking a turd."
The ceremony starts at 3:00 PM sharp. You better be there - don’t be jerkin’ a turd.
by CongratulationsDave&Chrissy! August 30, 2010
signature move of naweed. punching som1 in a downward jerking motion making sure the knuckles hit first causing extreme pain and usually a dead arm, called the jerk punch because of the jerking off motion of the downward punch
by weedsterandzach November 10, 2010
Stop jerking me around and give me my money back. They sure like to jerk around people in that music shop.
by HichemFerdes December 18, 2016
High Jerk- When two people high-five on your penis, and then proceed to jerk you off. It can be quite refreshing although, if done wrong, can permanently render the owner of said penis completely flaccid for life.
by TheTwinkleToes January 07, 2016
One proficient at making all manner of meat jerky (beef, turkey, venison, etc.), typically named Lindsey.
by sketch1jm August 03, 2019
A scenario when, as you're in the process of masturbating to porn, your friend texts you and the text pops up at the top of your viewing screen blocking some of the action.
Jerry: (Masturbating to porn)
Friend texts: yo could I borrow your notes from class? I was absent today.
Jerry: Dude you caught me mid-jerk.
Friend texts: yo could I borrow your notes from class? I was absent today.
Jerry: Dude you caught me mid-jerk.
by serd12 June 18, 2018
by tim jhonson December 03, 2018