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polishing the jag

Describes having a posh wank, i.e. masturbating whilst wearing a condom
I walked in and he was polishing the jag
by ezelbee November 17, 2016
mugGet the polishing the jagmug.

Jag

The most-pogi individual.
by Giaccobe November 23, 2021
mugGet the Jagmug.

jag

tinysnowflake to deathtotakemysoul: Urban dictionary is jagging right now, its a pain in the ass...
by DEATHxCOW January 10, 2010
mugGet the jagmug.

Hibbity Jag

A jag is someone who is uptight or inflexible. Overly concerned with rules and order, or is unable or unwilling to relax. To be Hibbity means to send unsteady or contradicting signals.
Bro: Man, Stacie said I should text her, then didn't respond because she didn't want to seem too eager.

Broseph: Sounds like you have a Hibbity Jag on your hands.
by Wantonwonton November 27, 2020
mugGet the Hibbity Jagmug.

Jag vill dö

Jimmy: How are you Tim?
Tim: Jag vill dö!
by Hello m9 May 4, 2017
mugGet the Jag vill dömug.

Jag Jet

Jag Jet is when you go to the toilet after drinking too much Jagermeister and have a Jet stream of Jager Poop come out your anus.
My god terry, I had far too much Jager last night. The jag jet i got this morning was catastrophic.
by condorman1 September 24, 2010
mugGet the Jag Jetmug.

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