Water Jag

Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.

Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"

by Hyphy Wolf August 6, 2021

Jags

Taken men who want to go to the bars not to get laid, but to get drunk and play pool.

There's not a whole lot of women there but it's perfect for a couple jags like us.

by Shoopy December 22, 2017

Ginger Jag

A sexy female ginger with or without freckles.

Isla Fisher is a ginger jag.

by JosieGinger March 11, 2014

Jag

A general unit of measurment

Did you see that load of gravel on that truck? It was about a jag and a half!

by Your good bud, wiser September 4, 2018

Jag

Pronounced:( jag/ past tense jag’d, jagged)
Origin:(Chicago, IL 2000-)

A playful way to point out a mistake that was obvious and avoidable.

Aye bro, how you jag that layup?

by Radicalthadical January 26, 2023

JAG

Abbreviation for "Just A Guy. " A JAG is a replacement level person, who is adequate, but completely without special qualities.

Tom is a JAG. If he quit tomorrow, I'd have 10 application from people just like him by close-of-business.

by RealTMFB September 19, 2017

Jagging

When one bashes into another object or person.
NOT to be confused with jacking

Kimberlie: he was just jagging into EVERYTHING!

by Agatha Vontrapp August 26, 2018