Name given for a rather short, human female. Jade is quite annoying, but a great friend. She's been known to take your things and hit you, but makes people laugh 24/7. In other words, Jade is a semi-kind, short girl and a really funny person.
by mysteriousman58 May 11, 2011
Get the Jademug. Woah its a Jadee!
by Rabbits are amazing May 2, 2011
Get the Jadeemug. 
When you get triggered by an event or action, similar to feeling slighted
Lets say Darwin is being an asshole to you by lying about an event. You could be jaded by this event if you were mad about what just occurred
Lets say Darwin is being an asshole to you by lying about an event. You could be jaded by this event if you were mad about what just occurred
by capenmonkwy October 24, 2019
Get the Jadedmug. When you have to much of something to the point of being bored or sick of it, when something is Jade it means it's so common or occurring that it loses anything special about it
by Angel of Annoyance March 25, 2017
Get the Jademug. Bitchest bitch you’ll ever meet. She’s very ReTarTed. Never been to ISS(she’s kinda lame). Her boyfriend broke up with her for her a dresser(Harleigh). She made up Tiny and ReTarTed with me so btfo bitch. She’s honestly a man stealing hoe tho, and will steal a man if she wants. She’s never been on time to a class in her life. She looks really innocent until you realize that’s shes a crazy dirty minded lil thot. BUT when she has a boyfriend she’s “loyal” and will leave a room if another boy is being spoken about cause she knows she’ll f up her relationship. Also...if you date her...DONT shave your head.
Scene 1
Person 1:”Look It’s Jade”
Person:2:”She’s lowkey kinda crazy isn’t she?”
Person 1:”1 yeah definitely”
Scene 2
Person 1:”Wanna See Jeven Nudes”
Jade: “EW, I’m Gonna Start Calling Him Tiny”
Person 1:”Oh My Gosh, That’s Good”
Person 1:”Look It’s Jade”
Person:2:”She’s lowkey kinda crazy isn’t she?”
Person 1:”1 yeah definitely”
Scene 2
Person 1:”Wanna See Jeven Nudes”
Jade: “EW, I’m Gonna Start Calling Him Tiny”
Person 1:”Oh My Gosh, That’s Good”
by daddygotmemoist May 16, 2018
Get the Jademug.