Ivan

A bitch ass cuck that insults women. An Ivan does not know when to stop, and has little respect for others. People often do not have respect for Ivan either.

“Bro did he really just ask you guys to have a ‘bitch fight’?”

“Yeah... I feel so disrespected. He kept suggesting it too!”

“I have no respect for him. Must’ve been an Ivan.”

by word influencer 2000 April 24, 2019

Ivan

Ivan is a total loser who will break your best friends heart for someone else and he'll do it over text. He's really ugly and you need to protect your best friend from Ivan before he breaks their heart again.

Look out, its Ivan, hide your best friends!

by spicy chicken sandwhich September 23, 2019

Ivan

Piano obsession, Cello lover

Best friends with Joe andrews

Fellow druggie

Collects tennis balls

Joe andrews:nahhh g

Ivan: you go bestie

by I like bubbles November 24, 2020

Ivaning

The action of complicating situations in general. Whether it's events or definitions of words.

-So, if we add the prefix "extra" and the suffix "less" stays in neutral? as extra-pretty-less.

- Ivan! Stop Ivaning things for the love of god!

by LoLViX3D February 11, 2020

Ivan

Ivan comes from a Greek word which is Ghayno
And that’s what they called Bitches back then in Greek.

“You just like Ivan”

by BCIEM March 5, 2020

Ivan

A Ivan is a person, who, unlike the Lukas or Bjørn (see their definition), is beyond the nature of all things. The word "God" (or Iehova) was previously created to attempt and capture the indefinitive awesomeness of the Ivan, but so far attempts have been unsuccesful. A Ivan is ALL!

Person 1: When Chuck Norris eats, he doesn't move, he auto-devours!
Person 2: Ivan

by Ehrenmann March 18, 2020

IVAN

toi e gei

ivan e gei

by IBUYMOMSPUSSIES March 24, 2020