I have issues

The first step towards recovery.

Guy A: "Man, I keep filming my little sister while she's sleeping... I have issues."
Guy B: No shit.

I have issues by Psycho_Panda May 24, 2008

Mommy issues 

From my perspective it’s just knowing that she obviously favors my sibling more. When i try to speak my feels out to her she ignores it or blames it on me, she also yells.. a lot at me for the littlest things possible. Having mommy issues is like having a mom who likes to hurt you and drain your mental health but claims it’s because she “cares about you” in conclusion it’s having a really shitty relationship with your mom.

Person 1: Yeah my mom completely lashed out on me and told me i was disappointed but her way of apologizing was “It’s because I care about you”

Person 2: Yeah you have Mommy issues.

Mommy issues by pleasestop10 August 17, 2021

Daddy issues 

When a girl has an absent father and talks to multiple guys for attention and usually falls for guys tht are toxic and treat her badly, because she didn’t have that father figure in her life to teach her how a guys is supposed to treat women.

Kate has daddy issues this is the 10th Shitty guy she’s talking to

Daddy issues by Kaylow November 22, 2020

Daddy issues 

When a female is attracted to older men who show maturity and are caring. This "older man" may also be there to talk to her about her problems like a father would a daughter. This man may also have some toxic traits like being alcholic or addicted to anything for that matter. He may also be taller and wiser and there to comfort her when needed also there to lay down "ground rules" or strict advice.

Shes only with him because of her daddy issues.

Daddy issues by Sarahbaters January 20, 2021

skill issues

evan has skill issues he is bad at fortnite

evan: BRO HES HACKING BRO ITS LAG BRO BRO BRO
luke: you know what that sounds like
remi:skill issues

skill issues by Bigmacmccumslapcheeseburgurdil September 25, 2021

Issey 

A sweet, cute, tough girl from the outside and an innocent girl on the inside. And Issey always tries her hardest in everything she does, but not to the point of being a try-hard. She can get any guy she wants. Even if he's already taken.

Did you hear, Cam broke up with his gf to get together with some other girl.

Yeah, she must be an Issey.

Issey by Dis Cleavage Tho October 13, 2017

issuette

Normally used within a business environment, when someone (usually your boss!) wants to dress up an what's essentially an 'issue' or 'problem' they'll call it an 'issuette'.

Big Boss : Minion, I've got a small 'issuette' for you to deal with.

Minion : Oh gee, thanks very much.

issuette by VinCheesel August 28, 2010