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incentivize

Verb, apparently. American version of the much simpler root word "incent".

Why they can't seem to cope with this much simpler word, I don't know.. obviously doesn't sound important enough.
From dictionary.com (yes, that's right, it's listed - to make matters worse, their definition of "incent" says, "to incentivize"):

"This bill will help incentivize everybody to solve that part of the problem” (Richard A. Gephardt)."

How absurd is that. Gah.
by Grammar Police Sgt Killgore October 15, 2004
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intense

something that is insanely out of controll or extreme in wich is out of the ordinary
look at that intense roller coaster

or

yo, that shit was intense
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incent

Verb; first used in the third presidential debate in 2004 by President Bush. Suspected meaning - to induce by promise of reward or avoidance of punishment (i.e. to give incentives) to others to embark on a particular course of action. One step below the pseudo-English word incentivize, usually used by economists to indicate their superior intelligence over the people who need the incentin'.
"We gotta incent those people to get off welfare by cuttin' off their child health benefit thingies."
by Starker Kull October 30, 2004
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For all intensive purposes

How people who don't stop to think about things and are accustom to taking most things at face value say "For all intents and purposes."
My math teacher as a lead-in to some math point said "Well, for all intensive purposes..."

She was a young ditzy female who as her day job taught math and as her night job did modern dance. EXACTLY the type of person you would expect to say "For all intensive purposes."
by FooberFoober August 18, 2005
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Indentured Monkey

An incompitent employee working at the check out line of a store.
"That indentured monkey gave me the wrong change!"
by wysiwyg January 8, 2004
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Intense Blumpkin

When a guy is receiving head while on the toilet, much like a regular blumpkin, but just as you come, you beat a hard level of a video game, unlock an achievement that gives you 1000 Gamer points, while eating an amazing sandwich.

:)
Caution, preforming this may cause your mind to implode from awesomeness.
Guy: OMG, achievemnt unlocked.
KABOOM!
(Head explodes)
Intense Blumpkin FTW
by Me and this guy June 4, 2011
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intensive porpoises

1) malapropism for 'intents and purposes'

2) seriously determined and focused aquatic mammals, dangerous to sharks
For all intensive porpoises, whiskey and vodka will both mess you up in a similar manner if you drink enough
by ichi_san May 2, 2012
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