Incel

Sociopathic weirdos. They've never felt true love and thus have misunderstood the society we live in. Big dumbos btw!

Lover 1: Bro that quiet kid is literally and incel...
Lover 2: Yuck we should shower that dude with knowledge and make him not have that mindset of alpha males and femoids who leech off of men to suck their life juices.
Lover 1: Uhhh, sure.

by Big Guy-182 (NOT AFFILILIATED) August 22, 2021

We don't speak incel

Yeah, well, maybe if you did you wouldn't have as many dead kids 🤷 ♂️ I don't know. Maybe that has nothing to do with it. Maybe it's ghosts 🤷 ♂️ Maybe people are getting possessed by murder-ghosts.

Hym "It's a mystery! Maybe you are singling people out for failure and derision in a manner than mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and they are murdering you for doing that? It's gotta be something. We don't speak incel so I guess we'll never know. Maybe the idea that nothing you do is sufficient justification to kill you or your kids is a delusion and you're, like, stepping on a rake repeatedly? I don't know. Maybe what you're doing to me is like shooting the messenger and you're having a hard time reconciling with how much of a piece of shit you are? It could be anything man. Everything is complicated and nebulous so we can ever know anything in absolute terms. We just have to throw our hands in the air and be like 'Ionow.' Right?

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

Incel

A man whose entire ancestors are disappointed in him cuz he is maidenless

That bitch called me incel just because I refused to be her step daddy.

by yellowhandkercheif October 16, 2025

platonic incel

a guy that doesn't have a close female/nonbinary friend and therefore has an incel mentality towards these groups

Oh Omar? He's never had a female friend except his gf and doesn't see the value in having non-men as friends. He also has women-hating tendencies.

Yea he's a platonic incel.

by bringmealittlewaterSylvie November 23, 2021

Vanilla Incel

A person who shares vaguely similar incel ideologies, but excludes the hatred or blame of women, poor personal hygiene, and entitlement; leaving only the self hatred and a refusal to change out of self imposed hopelessness.

She realized that the guy she was talking to actually respected her, but due to being a vanilla incel, she broke things off after he made himself pathetic.

by I’m_writing_it August 28, 2025

involuntary incel

Someone who cannot find women, men, animals, and or LGBTQ2+ sexual partners. This is due to certain features of the incel. Some examples are micropenis, obesity, attractiveness, potential autism and also straight up hatred towards some gender identities and sexual orientations.

Do you see those two involuntary incels Jeff and Adam sitting in this strip club. These women wont even touch them and thats their job.

by Homeless69 October 23, 2023

Incel

A man who thinks women exist to give him pleasure.

Incel David thinks women owe him sex

by UltimateDoge January 12, 2023