A condition where on long deployments away from girlfriend, wife or booty call, a soldier will masturbate with a strong grip and furious motions. Side effects are lasting longer in bed upon returning because compared to infantry grip, any pussy feels loose.
Soldier- have you been banging a black guy while I've been gone?
Girl- no baby! Its just your infantry grip!
Girl- no baby! Its just your infantry grip!
by comiekiller2012 June 9, 2011
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Get the Chinese Ass Infection mug.beast infection comes from The commonly used term beast meaning that one looks tough, ripped, cut, has an intimidating presence,or that they are really good at something. Saying that someone has a beast infection is a slang or funny way to call some one or some thing a beast.
hat team must have a beast infection they win the championship every year.
dayum that dude has a severe beast infection
dayum that dude has a severe beast infection
by hahhhhahha November 1, 2009
Get the Beast infection mug.A person that gets on your nerves, I.e. A douche bag queer that won't get off your nuts, so you call them an aids infected cum bubble so they will get off your jock. The ultimate comeback for all those anoying "yo mamma" jokes.
by Razer Blade neck cutta November 17, 2009
Get the aids infected cum bubble mug.A sexual position involving an offensive lineman, a defensive lineman, and greasy twisted woman (frequently Asian). The neutral zone infraction occurs when the two opposing lineman double penetrate the woman orally and vaginally(frequently anally). The neutral zone infraction can only be official when the combined weight of all 3 members involved totals 650 lbs. Any illegal procedures that are a result of this, ie staring the opposing lineman in the eye, will result in instantaneous homosexuality and a 5 yard penalty will be given
Jeff: Did you hear what those sick fucks on the football team did?
Hank: No?
Jeff:They gave that blind Asian chick in our advanced biology class a neutral zone infraction
Hank: No?
Jeff:They gave that blind Asian chick in our advanced biology class a neutral zone infraction
by Francis Costello February 22, 2011
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This was first explained by Zelda Gilroy to Dobie Gillis in the 1959-1963 TV series, The Many Loves Of Dobie Gillis, except Zelda called it "Propinquity."
This was first explained by Zelda Gilroy to Dobie Gillis in the 1959-1963 TV series, The Many Loves Of Dobie Gillis, except Zelda called it "Propinquity."
I am experiencing proximity infatuation right now.
Me, thinking about F colleague: She is beautiful. I want to...I want to....(you know what)
F colleague: Says nothing, how is she supposed to know what I am thinking? Is SHE thinking the same thing?
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First, of all, I'm not that sure she IS beautiful, but it doesn't matter any more, I am infatuated. My wife would not approve of any of this and does not need to know. It's not going anywhere, anyway. Sigh.
Me, thinking about F colleague: She is beautiful. I want to...I want to....(you know what)
F colleague: Says nothing, how is she supposed to know what I am thinking? Is SHE thinking the same thing?
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First, of all, I'm not that sure she IS beautiful, but it doesn't matter any more, I am infatuated. My wife would not approve of any of this and does not need to know. It's not going anywhere, anyway. Sigh.
by Straight Shooter April 30, 2008
Get the proximity infatuation mug.They wanted a male to live on their family name so they committed sex selective infanticide until that male was born.
It is estimated that places in Asia because of Sex selective infanticide will have too many males and not enough females in the future.
It is estimated that places in Asia because of Sex selective infanticide will have too many males and not enough females in the future.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
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