horsehumpingthundercunt

dirty, nasty bitch of a woman.

that horsehumpingthundercunt didnt give me the right change.
OR
your moms a horsehumpingthundercunt

by Fast Eddie48 June 24, 2008

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Horseclaw

An engorged male camel toe.

Franz's horseclaw was clearly evident through his spandex pants.

by KevinKevinKevinKevinKevinKEVIN July 26, 2009

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horse potatoes

nonsense; something worthless

"So you're sorry, eh? Well, I say it's a load of horse potatoes. You don't mean it!"

by waynekotke July 15, 2016

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Horseback Jesus

A person who resides in an area who is well known by locals and can often be seen around the place

"Oh look at that guy over there I saw him the other day as well"
"Oh yes he lives here, he's our horseback Jesus"

by 2167 December 20, 2020

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Noun.1.1. A reference to the infamous Miss Power’s unfinished quote, “…big phat juicy horse co-”, which she stated after the stated rhetorical question, “you know what else is comfy?” She later clarified: “sorry it cut me off. I meant couch.”

Noun.2.1. A type of comfortable sofa-bed that features a saddle-like seat design to better support the spine treatment of people with scoliosis. Medically recommended by most doctors.

Noun.2.2. Relating to Noun.2.1., besides medically beneficial to scoliosis, it is rumored — commonly around southwestern Rocky Mountain region of the United States of America, specifically Utah — that this horse couch also promotes height growth up to 6 inches. However, this theory was not supported by any medical researchers.

Doctor Smith recommended the horse couch to better straighten my spine, I hope it works!

by zrlx October 5, 2021

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