Horde

the lesser of the two factions of world of warcraft; mainly comprised of morbidly obese males aging from 25-40 typically sporting greasy pony tails and mustard stains, can usually be spotted wearing a XXXL horde shirt that is entirely too tight usually accompanied by green short shorts.
the four original races being:
Orcs: typically played by fat men and butch lesbians
Trolls: most underplayed race, only played by white rastamen
Undead: typically played by wannabe faggoths
Taurens: Furries

there is one exception to this generalization that being the blood elf race, added in burning crusade to attract flaming homosexuals to the world of warcraft it did in fact work wonders though most of said homosexuals were bi curious 12 year olds who love to whine about their problems in ventrilo

see that fat lonely guy over there eating five burritos? yeah he plays horde.

"omg guyz we can't do 10 man naxx cause i have school tomorrow and it's soooo hard"_typical horde player

"so yeah, i dressed up as a blood elf and marched in the gay pride parade today"_typical horde player

by fauxpas666 September 13, 2009

horace lai

Dumb, incoherent, babbling fool

Damn, that Horace just stabbed himself again!

by Tim May 17, 2004

Horean

To be drunk/party alot

Man, you were so Horean last night!

by Endy Chavez August 28, 2005

Zombie Hordes

Masses of biogenetically enhanced or cursed individuals on the rampage for human meat. Often the destruction of mankind (more affective but not as clean as pirates or ninjas). Zombie hordes can be most often found in two places:
1) Cities in a Zombie Apocolypse after some unwiting team mate triggers a car alarm, breaks a window, knocks over a trash can, etc.
2) Remote praries and abandoned towns in the midwest.

Tom: Hey, let's split directions while there are roving bands of zombie hordes about!
Betty: Okay! What's the worst that could happen?
Tom: Certainly not one of us getting cornered, turned into a flesh eating ghoul, and finding the other one totaly trusting while they turn their back and we proceed to eat their brains!
Betty: Let's go!

by Twinfist February 4, 2010

dorchus sheldon hore

The worst possible name that can be given to any child of any gender.

Dorchus Hore - actual participant in the Salem Witch Trials.

Dorchus Sheldon Hore - has the initials DSH. And the middle name Sheldon.

To this date, thank God no infant has been cursed with this name.

"Hate kids? Name yours Dorchus. Dorchus Sheldon Hore."

by RainyDayz November 7, 2008

Horace

Horace is a polite way of saying whore ass, because it sounds like horses.

I went to look at the barn, and inside there were many horaces.

by Aliases September 2, 2011

Horatio

Someone who observes another's reaction for a third person, usually to figure out if the person observed is "interested" in the third person. The name comes from Hamlet, because this is basically what Horatio does for Hamlet.

I want to ask Jess to the dance, but I'm not sure if she likes me. Could you be my Horatio the next time we see her?

by Kaydence692 January 19, 2009