Balloon holder

A retarded person

Balloon holders shouldn’t be allowed in the bathroom for more than five minutes by themselves

by JJJaiLLujann June 7, 2018

Holder’s Dilemma

A renowned philosophical thought exercise. A man finds himself with in a situation in which he is two inches inside his mother, and his father is two inches inside of him. Do you go forward or backward?

We traumatized out uber driver by discussing the philosophical merits of Holder’s Dilemma, and how Aristotle himself was quoted as saying, “fuck dude I don’t know, the hell is wrong with you?”.

by the_real_jack_holder June 7, 2025

holder-upper

One who prevents another from doing something of importance or relevance

She is a holder-upper for when I am trying to pack my stuff to move.

by alaoaeriajga January 2, 2010

toblerone holder

the triangle formed by a woman's poon and her inner thighs

Damn, look at that toblerone holder, I'd like to bury my face in that!

by CoffeeTABLE March 2, 2015

Lela mean butt holder

The wife of Ryan Thomas Holder but her real name is Lela Star. Pss Nicole Kay Holder not Alonzo.

Did you see Lela mean butt holder today she didn't even pass Rye guy his weapon.

by Nohandle@weather August 27, 2021

William Holder

Slang for someone who is always sick and can't swim. Sometimes confused with some who has the AIDS virus.

"he looks a bit skinny, he must have that william holder."

by AlfTheGoat January 27, 2024

Aidan holder

An ugly nerd with no friends who watches suspicious videos on the internet.

Eww its Aidan Holder get the repelent

by Kewl kid Klub KKK for short October 13, 2022