chinese helicopter

When a woman pulls a bloody tampon out and whips it around above her head, spewing red blood all over the walls in a circular fashion.

Before she left my place, that bitch gave my bathroom a Chinese helicopter.

by scuba steve ironman October 2, 2013

Houston Helicopter

when you take ur dick out and spin it to mimic the rotation of helicopter blades on someones fucking face, this usually causes brutal lacerations to the eyes which in turn completly fucks the victim up and they are blind like a stupid ho.

I gave your mom a houston helicopter last night, no wonder she had pirate patches on her eyes this morning. She's fucking blind!!!!!!hhahahaah

by Shit fuck face December 12, 2007

Helicopter Poo

The art of having a shit at a bike rallyor festival when the portaloo hasnt been emptied for some time and the shit is upto the lid.

hovering aver the pan without touching the seat.

Man, those bogs are rank! There was a brown mountain so I had a helicopter poo!

by rexmaniac October 18, 2008

helicopter cock

when a girl is giving you head, scream helicopter and spin around in circles, slapping her in the face with your cock over and over again.

i gave some chick a helicopter cock last night.

by hill4747 July 13, 2009

Reverse Helicopter

The reverse helicopter is a sex move where a man balances on a woman with his dick inside of her, and spins around like a human beyblade.

"Did you see the new big booties 9? The actor Johnny twococks does a Reverse helicopter on this bitch, its wild man you gotta see it"

by Velvet Pimpson July 20, 2023

Helicopter job

Involveds violently whipping your dick against a girls face for pleasure

Why have you got bruises on your face?....... I gave Tom a helicopter job xdxdxdx

by Wigglydick July 13, 2016

Maple Helicopter

The act of receiving a girthy meat slap repeatedly by a Canadian Mounty while singing Oh, Canada.

Eh buddy, I just gave that slag over there a "maple helicopter oot back, eh!

by J Suave September 28, 2022