Snatch Hatch

The act of sealing the vaginal opening with duct tape after insemination so as to prevent the loss of sperm when attempting pregnancy.

Once all the seamen were in boat, Jody closed the Snatch Hatch and her lips were sealed.

by Jody South November 1, 2023

Caterpillar that never hatches

When someone is punched in the dick so hard it comes through the Anus and sticks out the prolapsed anus like a cocoon.

I will give you a caterpillar that never hatches

by Sec8 July 16, 2022

don't haytch my mellow

Similar to the old fashioned saying “don’t cramp my style” but it’s cooler, and more hip to say than that old boomer saying

Bob: hey John can I tag along with you to that party on Thursday
John: nah bruh don't haytch my mellow

by Semi Aquatic Bird Society October 13, 2022

hatchet man

the most awsome symbol in the whole world wicked clowns for life phycopathic till the day i die muhfockuu

look its hatchet man.

by jacob beausoleil January 17, 2010

hatchet-face

An unfortunate man or woman whose face seems to be collapsing inward from a blow to the face possibly caused by a hatchet. Commonly unattractive, these people attempt to give their lives meaning by fervently studying and referring to their inner-beauty.

Holy shit, I wish hatchet-face would shut the fuck up.

by NateDoggFoReal January 11, 2006

hatchet

A hipster who acts ratchet. Hipster + ratchet = hatchet

Her vintage bolero hat is so hatchet.

by sugarsam2112 January 11, 2015

hatchet man tattoo

A hatchet man tatto is the mascot / logo of the insane clown posse. It's is nirmally tattooed on white trash, low life hill Billy's who need a shower and dental care.

hatchet man tattoo

Y'all check out my new ICP tattoo!

by Lord Mountevans December 8, 2016