brown handed

When someone spills brown sugar all over the floor, in an attempt to open the bag and eat it raw. He/she tries to clean it up, but unfortunately accomplishes as much as U.S. did in Nam and quits. After sleeping it off, the criminal tries to lie about it the next day, despite how obvious it is that he/she did it.

Kal was caught brown handed.
Cal was caught brown handed.
You're jewish.
Good job asswipe.

by Bernard Taylor November 18, 2004

two handed trout fisher

a type of male masturbation or hang job in which two hands are used. One hand massages the testicals in a circular motion while the other jacks the shaft, thus resembling a fisherman reeling in a fine specimen, a.e. a trout

"Dude Carol gives the best two handed trout fisher i've ever had! It was like sex!"

by fuck_buddy5 December 2, 2009

Two Handed Bandit

A girl who gives a hand job with each hand simultaneously, in the center of a couch or in the back seat of a car with a man on either side is the common place for this activity.

Two guys one girl in the backseat of a taxi the Two handed Bandit in the center to pay her fee.

by SPCtacular April 5, 2010

Left handed shake

A left handed shake that is often used by a con-artist to get out of a bet or deal. This con-artist tricks the opposing better into a left handed shake to avoid paying a debt.

Damn, Brandon used a left handed shake and weaseled out of buying me a burrito!

by #winning November 3, 2019

no-hander

When you have such a big dick that while using a urinal or peeing in the woods, you dont have to even use your hands. You have even more control over it if you can do the famed no hander, one footer; using no hands while balancing on one foot. (usually has to be a dude....but there are excetions)

-Holy poopy-mc-poop-poop, did you see jimmy just pull off that no-hander-one footer, i never thought he would be able to pull it off.

-OMG that guy prob has such a big dick that he can do a no hander

by I can do a no hander, no footer November 26, 2007

Handsex

Placing two people's hands together squeezing repeatedly while yelling or saying "hand sex"

"lets have handsex"
"okay!"
"handsex handsex handsex"

by Kagen Mere February 28, 2009

left handed website

A website causing viewers to use their left hand to control the joystick whilst using their right to control the mouse.

There's nothing worth watching on TV so I'm going to log on to some left handed websites.

by Crackers08 February 29, 2008