Hold Van

Southwestern slang for a police van, a hold van is usually white with green and blue fluorescent patches.

Caesar: L et’s go g, there’s a hold van pulling up.

Aaron: Snm, my bro.

by lilmates May 15, 2023

Doc holding

We’re you and your homie jack each other off then suck each other’s dick

I was doc holding with Jeff but it’s not gay because o said no homo

by A mofokur June 10, 2020

hold w

hold w / hold w gaming is a csgo meme where players dont respect the general norms of playing slowly and clearning angles, but instead just hold w key and shit on people

green: GUYS PLEASE LETS PLAY SLOW GUYS THEYRE NADING ON BANANA ITS SO HARD TO PUSH AND HES AWPING NOOO AA PLEASE DONT PUSH GUYS HOLD PLEASEE
purple: stfu pussy and embrace the hold w

*pushes banana before nades and gets double entry with mac 10*

by xizt_1_major_s1mple_0_major October 13, 2020

Hold Dat

Shorted version "Hold that L"; A phrase of derision used to mock a person that has suffered a loss or gotten roasted.

Guy 1: "Ayo stop sleeping on me, I got bounce like that. I hit a 20 inch vert in practice last week, I'll really dunk on you"
Guy 2: "Man shut yo ass up. You ain't never hit 20 inches in your fucking life."
Guy 3: "Naw, but your mom has. Hold dat little nigga."

by HarveyElliott July 18, 2022

Holding Herman

To stand by doing nothing while something exciting is happening. Used frequently on Wall Street to denote someone missing out on a winning trade. Literally means holding one’s penis.

Everyone was getting rich on GameStop while you were standing there holding Herman.

by Stonktopus August 17, 2022

hold that heat

When smoking marijuana cigarettes and your partner passes the blunt your way.

We in da trap, bag talkin’, when my broski lit up a blunt and said “hold that heat.”

by Lil Durkski November 10, 2022

hold up...

1. When something isn't right, something is off, or something is fishy.
2. Another version of a sentence is "Wait a minute."
3. "Holding up," it can also mean to support. (verb)

*People use this too if the sentence they're replying to is dirty.

- def 1
Commenter 1: I like playing with my sticks*
Replier 1: hold up... something ain't right
Replier 2: hold on a minute. <-- def 2
- def 3
John: The old building had held up well over the years.

by dogwisdom May 31, 2023