Hog humper

A male who tends to snort and breathe excessively loud during intercourse; in similarity to a pig.

Wow.. last night Mikey was a total hog humper. I had to fake an orgasm just to get out of there.

by Deffinerr May 30, 2016

hog tailing

Using your sphincter to push your feces in and out of your butt without touching the water.

"Do you guys sometimes poop out a little just to suck it back into your butt and see how far you can go before you lose it?"

"Oh, you mean Hog Tailing?"

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"Hey Jim, where have you been? You missed a meeting."

"Sorry I've been hog tailing it in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, almost beat my personal record though."

by stinky_hogtailer May 31, 2016

hog line

3. The #1 line on the New Glasgow Bombers Hockey team. The line consists of Flip, Fat Darren and The all-time points leader in Nova League history....Bruce Levy.

"The Hog Line scored again!! Why can't the Kid Line score as much as them!"

by Tigerblood55 October 20, 2016

hog wog

HOGWOG is a Harry Potter-exque phrase which describes the impossible matchup between the Harlem Globtrooers (HG) and the Washington Generals (WG). HOG+WOG

I wanted to see who might be awarded "Best Actress", but Meryl Streep was the HOG WOG of the evening, thanks to her "Lifetime Achievement" award. I then switched to QVC

by Baxterrocky1 January 8, 2017

hog collar

When u place a fat chick in a state of dibs between boys

Me and my buddy were cruising the strip but couldn't find a proper female but seen a cute chubby girl and I told him I'm putting a hog collar on that one. Which placed her in a state of dibs

by L-dogg41510_420 June 5, 2017

hog slap

When you make a large grunt, like a hog and which you slap the shit out of your significant other.

Person 1: Hey! I just hog slapped the shit out of Mitchell last night!
Person 2: Oh Yeah, how'd you do that?
Person 1: I just made a huge ass snort and THEN I freaking slapped it, it was great!!!

by iughlokj April 15, 2018

Hog Clan

A group of rowdy fun loving men. We eat hog daily. Join the clan to cum instantly

I am in the hog clan

please join

by old crumbler December 9, 2018