Bad Gurks

A very bad sexual intercourse or just bad fucks

Hell no dat bitch bad gurks

by BuzzLightyear boy November 19, 2023

Gel Gurke

Ein Junge der zu früh anfängt Haargel zu benutzen. Er denkt er ist ein Playboy aber in wirklich ist er ziemlich dumm. Das Wort das am besten zu seiner Persönlichkeit passt, ist Gurke. 9 von 10 mal, fängt der erste Buchstabe seines Namens mit E an. Als Abkürzung kann man ihn auch als GG bezeichnen.

Max: „Boah, Elias denkt er ist der Boss”
Julius: „ich weiß, er ist so eine Gel Gurke”

by Bread slice 0908 November 25, 2023

Urkel Gurkle

The act of giving someone head while they eat ice cream.

Do you want to come back to my place and give me an Urkel Gurkle?

by Urkel888 June 14, 2025

Pull a Gurk

Someone who says something totally inappropriate to a woman without even knowing her.

The man said to the woman, "I like your dress, you should have worn one that show a little more ass in my opinion."

(The man "Pulled a Gurk" when he said that to the woman)

If you want to Pull a Gurk, you need to be an asshole to a woman who is a stranger to you.

by Turkman19 March 8, 2011

Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion

Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection

by PickleKing11 May 13, 2023

thick as a Gurkhas forskin

Someone who is lacking in common sense or knowledge,

“your as thick as a Gurkhas forskin”

by Welshman92 January 10, 2024

Double Gluck gurkinspurt

When two girls or guys are sucking your balls and you spurt out lots of sperm and they start gagging on your kids

Maverick told me that he was gonna get double gluck gurkinspurt later from his friends Tim and Merrick.

by cuckmasteroftheworld February 3, 2026