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German Tow Truck

When the male is walking up behind a female to enter her, while she is bent over, the female reaches behind her and "hooks" the male, pulling him into her ass.
I walked up behind her to enter her vaginally, and she gave me the German Tow Truck! It was great!
by alwayshere April 27, 2009
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German Quickscope

1. When you are really, really horny, and you randomly shove your penis in to a random hole with extreme force. (i.e. light socket, mouth, and so on and so forth)

2. When you are extremely horny and you shove your dick in to the wall and make a big ass hole.
Dude, i was so horny and pissed last night when my girlfriend left, i just German Quickscoped the wall.
by WezPac April 25, 2011
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German Baptism

A German Baptism describes the first spill of alcohol - preferably beer while opening the can - on a new piece of clothing.
Dear piece of clothing,
honoring the legendary tradition of the "German Baptism", you are now officially ready to endure endless nights in muggy bars and wicked beer tents.
by hankmoody89 November 14, 2011
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German Slot Machine

You take a naked girl, make her sit on something with her legs behind her head. You then take your life savings in coins and toss them into her spread open vagina.
Guy 1: Dude I totally gave Maxi a German Slot machine!
Guy 2: OMG no way!
by JFK0361 November 27, 2013
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Germain-ing

A so called "get together" that involves no more than 15 under aged delinquents participating sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll
"Omg wish I was in town Germain-ing tonight"
"Holy shit remember when we were Germain-ing all night long last summer"
"Remember that time the cops were called when we tried Germain-ing with over 15 people"
by kmrks April 3, 2015
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German Spring Offensive

When you fart in the morning and your girl goes downtown to take care of business. Usually complaining that she "needs a gas mask", but does it anyway.
"Check one off the bucket list dude, I totally pulled a German Spring Offensive with Shannon this morning."
by Dutchapplepie March 11, 2020
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German Roulette

German Roulette is much like Russian Roulette but instead the gun is fully loaded.
I Can’t wait to play German Roulette alone in my living room!
by ZeoVisa May 13, 2021
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