I pulled what i thought to be a milf the other night who looked and acted like a porn star. after a couple of hours she told me she had grand children it was at this point in time I realised there were also GrandMilfs.
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Grandma's Tux was quite elegant, despite the fact of these corroding breasts to be black with rot.
I ejaculated all over my chickens the first time I caught a glimpse of granda's tux behind her shed.
I ejaculated all over my chickens the first time I caught a glimpse of granda's tux behind her shed.
by Spectre Nuggs July 23, 2011
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Get the her grandmother's bear mug.wades grandma is the sexiest GILF in the history of man kind. it is roumered that when she sits down you can hear sea lions applauding and the waves breaking against her thighs. it is also stated as a fact that she takes so many loads into her soaking vagina that she has had a revolving door fitted to her thighs.
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Guy One: So how'd it go with Cheryl last night?
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Guy Two: Eh, not so good. I just ended up with a gift from Grandma.
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