goonmaxing

A goon is someone who can't/won't stop masturbating for any reason. Therefore, goonmaxing is doing all of the same but turned up to the thousand percent.

Example: "I'm a goon, but lately I've obtained a sex doll, I've edged myself into oblivion for the past 3 months, subscribed to so many onlyfans I can't even count. I've inadvertently goonmaxing."

by UDNerd May 2, 2024

goonvana

While edging for exactly 33 minutes, 28 seconds, 47 milliseconds, a participant has entered goonvana. Goonvana entails the trance of mental and physical state for an individual to do as he or she pleases. Anything they want is given and taken.

I’ve been in goonvana for the past hour big bro

by St8ghtgoona47_xXx May 3, 2024

goonvana

A state of euphoria and enlightenment achieved by gooning (masturbating and edging for a long period of time).

Carter took himself to goonvana last night

by Skibussy May 15, 2024

Goonvana

The out of body experience a seasoned gooner achieves after 100 days and 100 nights of sleepless edging

“My house hermit buddy Ken, just reached goonvana last night”

by King Gon May 21, 2024

Goonvana

An elevated form of human consciousness one can achieve after masturbating for 100 days and 100 nights

(gooning/nirvana)

“david strokes his meat so much he might just achieve goonvana!”

by King Gon May 22, 2024

goonlady

a woman who practices gooning.

can be usually found in communities such as r/femcelgrippysockjail

marc: "Omg, Julia is such a goonlady"

by maxmamxmaxmxamxamaxmamxmxamxam May 28, 2024

goony ass nigga

A nigga who watches the goonies 24/7

What do you call a black guy who watches the goonies 24/7??? What A Goony Ass Nigga

by Jimmy tha Snake!! May 31, 2024