Goober

The most offensive word in the English language. It is the ultimate insult that must be used sparingly. It essentially questions ones validity as a human being. The deepest facets of human nature itself are called into question and examined upfront when calling someone a "goober", "goob", or "gooberino". As "fricc" is to "fuck", one may also use "goofball" to ease the intensity of this word.

Daquan: " You friccin' goober."
Leshawnda: *immediately crumples to the floor trembling with agony*

by DaquanDuBrillious January 3, 2017

Goober

An inferior human being, underling or extra in a group of people. A goober is there to make the group look more menacing by adding numbers, but individually the goober fails on many levels. Within a group, a goober can add their two cents from here to there but on there own they lack any sort of eccentric personality and usually just act really extra. A goober is usually a follower, and most of the time, clueless about whats going on around them. Goobers are usually the less intelligent bystanders, in their own little goober world just goobering it up. They just don't understand the system...
female goober = goobette

1. "Yo what is Dill and all his goober boys doing?"
2. "Look at all those faggot goobers just posting up on that wall"
3. Goober: HOLY SHIT MAN! IM TRIPPING OUT!

Matt: Stfu goober...know your place!

by 2ill4yall October 18, 2009

Goofy Goober

A person or object that is dumb and laughable.
Usually a person that does absurd things for bad reason.

"Look at that goofy goober bro", "he is trying to be a tough guy even though he's wearing a video game hoodie."

by jommyDef November 2, 2022

gooba

a large creature distracted easily by food products and TV. do not allow it to become seated as it is impossible to remove from a seated position without heavy goods vehicles.

Steve Bate

by Kris April 17, 2004

Goober

An Amazing friend who is super super super awesome. Someone you love to Death.

My Goober's name is Alex I :D

by Sunshine4592 October 21, 2009

Gooba

another word for snot or mucus

im gonna wipe my gooba all over you!

by ratman September 2, 2003

Goobus

A similar species to the wehraboo or the tankie, the Goobus is the kind of person who thinks that Blue-haired pronoun-havers are all that’s wrong with society, or that the world would be better if the Nazis won. The Goobus can usually be found at talking about why a certain dictatorship or imperialist regime is/was the coolest and the best.

John is such a goobus, he thinks that he’s “based and redpilled”

by 3000Icecream Barges of the USN September 13, 2022