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Gorilla Tits

The breasts of a fat, hairy, ugly woman. Completely beastly and ineffective in creating boners.
maaaaaaaaan... Bertha has some serious gorilla tits. Look how hairy they are, you can hardly tell where her tits end and her beaver begins!!
by Solace Theory July 23, 2009
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Gorilla snot

The result after a sexual encounter whereas two Jersey muscle-bound guidos "see Gorilla" ejaculate into the nostrils of a third party (male or female) thus emulating a running congested nose.
Pam looked like she had gorilla snot running out of her nose after we got done with her.
by Slickwilly95991 April 22, 2010
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The Gorilla

An invisible entity, that, after a long night in a pub or a curry house, follows you home and while you're sleeping chucks your clothes round the room and shits in your mouth.
"I woke up the next morning with a foul taste in my mouth and my clothes everywhere. The Gorilla had been."
by johners89997 March 11, 2010
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Stuart Pot (2D from Gorillaz)

Blue haired stick boi. No eyeballs because of Pickle man (Murdoc Niccals), and jesus christ does this man have brain damage. For example, when he was like 10, he fell out of a tree and all of his hair fell out, and when it grew back, it was blue. Bam double whammy blue hair and brain damage. Then, he got hit in his left eye with a car because of Murdoc, therefor giving him one eightball fracture and putting him into a coma sort of state. Bam double whammy x2, one demon eye and more brain damage. After that Murdoc was sentenced to like 30,000 hours of community service (like almost 3 years), and caring for the poor blue haired stick boi for 10 hours a week. As you can probably tell that ended him up doing donuts in a parking lot and ultimately crashing into something and Stu literally flew out the front window and lost his other eye. Ow. Bam double whammy x3 combo, more brain damage and a new set of demon eyes.
ALSO 2D'S VOICE IS THE CUTEST THING EVER CHANGE MY MIND
"Stuart Pot (2D from Gorillaz) is my favorite band member!"
by plum.flavored.milk January 19, 2020
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gorilla lips

Jason was about to slide his last $1 bill into the stripper's ass crack, but when she turned around and revealed her gorilla lips he decided to ask her for change.
by Mike Payne May 23, 2008
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Gorilla Zoe

A big ass black crunchy motherfucker who has done such raps as "hood nigga" and "so fly".

Im pretty sure he has diabetes.
by TacoMann July 5, 2009
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Ghetto Gorilla

A big, ugly, ghetto girl with facial features that are disturbingly reminiscent of a gorilla's. Often seen picking fights with people in order to take the attention off themselves. Can also be seen hanging out with the loathsome Project Pekingese as well.
D.G is a ghetto gorilla. She swings from trees and eats bugs out of her boyfriends' hair.
by RatchetBoo May 30, 2003
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