The phenomenon that occurs to male Midshipmen at the United States Naval Academy, where in extended stay on said premises, causes a dramatic decrease in one’s standards of women. This often results in very marketable males, “hooking up” with ugly females.
Synonyms: Desperation, Vag Drought, Sausage Over-Exposure
Synonyms: Desperation, Vag Drought, Sausage Over-Exposure
" Dude why did W.T.Door hook up with that ugly fat chick?"
" He's been here so long his Mid Goggles have gotten real bad."
" He's been here so long his Mid Goggles have gotten real bad."
by Jeff Fowler November 12, 2007
by Ei8ht ball January 05, 2012
The type of sunglasses worn by celebrities and fashionistas that cover perverse amounts of space of the face. These shades can often be in excess of 7 square inches per lens, and are usually worn by women to either hide their face, or look ridiculous.
by Jeremy P January 07, 2008
The act of placing ones testicles in the eyes of another. They will wake up only to find swaty balls blocking the morning sunlight from their eyes
by The Notorious ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ March 30, 2005
She is atrocious Id have to use my strap on goggles to get near her, barff.
Bro-1:Dude i am smashed!! Hold on wtf is that smell bro? Bro 2:yeah..ummm.... chick fail...another strap on goggles night.
Bro-1:Dude i am smashed!! Hold on wtf is that smell bro? Bro 2:yeah..ummm.... chick fail...another strap on goggles night.
by The Great Dunnski November 27, 2009
When one purposely gets drunk enough to attain the condition of beer goggles in order to survive an otherwise embarrassing sexual encounter with somebody who is physically unattractive.
Tom's evening was nearly ruined when his friends forced him to play wingman with the fat ugly broad who was cockblocking and impeding their chances of scoring it with her more attractive companions. Fortunately, he utilized his wits and before he could take one for the team, he downed several bottles of Dogfish Head 90 Minute India Pale Ale, then nailed the bitch while his inebriated senses mistook her for a Jessica Alba lookalike and enjoyed every minute of it. When he was done, he got dressed and got out while still drunk, otherwise he could have passed out and woken up moments later sober and with the poor man's Rosie O'Donnell in bed with him. Thus, his safety goggles did work after all.
by Terminus_Est May 14, 2011
The curious phenomenon where, those choosing to return for the Interterm break at college find themselves spending inordinate amounts of time with unhealthily few people, altering ones ability to determine hotness or general quality of being in another. See camp goggles.
Wow, that was another wonderful 7 hour chat Suzy McUglybadpersonality, I think I'm in love with you.
Don't be silly Tom, you've just got interterm goggles.
Don't be silly Tom, you've just got interterm goggles.
by Max McGetbacktoschool January 22, 2009