toilet paper goblin

When you’ve just had an epic poop and you realize you are out of toilet paper so you hunch over and waddle to where you keep the toilet paper

Oh my gosh, Jon just took a shit and there was no toilet paper! He turned into a toilet paper goblin and went to go find a roll!

by Fridacatmom October 25, 2020

Kiss the goblin

To speak articulately, fluently, amusingly, but ultimately nonsensically. To bullshit externsively.

Example: Too many beers and Davo will kiss the goblin and we can't shut him up.

by Dog Bolter April 1, 2023

Leg Goblin

A phrase used when you see a girl so hot that you get a huge ass boner , and it gets so big that it feels like there is a little goblin attached to your leg

" Man did you see that hot girl......Holy crap i think she just gave me a Leg Goblin."

by Slimslope May 18, 2006

Orange Goblin

A US President who uses too much fake tan and who is ridiculously corrupt. He should be impeached and tossed on jail.

Also known as Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a fucking scum bag Orange Goblin and a bitch ass pussy

by Toast.Jerviss September 24, 2019

nob goblin

sum one who gobbels nobs

elton john

by geordie October 24, 2003

goesinta

Defines audio/visual inputs.

those wires goesinta the inputs.

by Fesmorton October 24, 2004

dick goblin

someone who gobbles on dangerous amounts of flacid man horn.

ahhh Gookey's a dick goblin, he chomps on so much human horn...it's unreal

by blisterin badman 37 January 23, 2009