goat

Short for "goat cheese" which was derived from "fo sheeze" after someone misheard it. Has stuck ever since.
"Was he at the party?"
"Goat, he was."
by trev24 October 25, 2003
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hairy goat

I was gonna go down on Ali Baba, an then I realized I had a hairy goat to deal with
by cookiesandtits March 12, 2015
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Goated with the sauce

Goated with the sauce refers to the acronym G.O.A.T, (Greatest of all time), and with the sauce implies completeness. To be Goated with the sauce is to reach nirvana.
He's bussing it down sexual style? He must be goated with the sauce!
by The Aquela February 04, 2022
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Goat Simulator

A silly, but awesome game in which you are a goat. The goal is to cause as much destruction and chaos as possible. You can headbutt anything, including people. If you headbutt a gas tank or a car, it will explode and fling you far away. You can also lick objects, which sticks your tongue to them and lets you drag them behind you. The goat has no limits to its strength; you can just walk into a car or something to flip it over or push it to the side. There are several "bugs" left purposely in the game which make it even funnier; for example, when you climb a ladder, your head spins around wildly.
I just played Goat Simulator and now I feel like attaching my tongue to a car and getting pulled at high speed.
by TheOneAndOnlyGoatMan April 06, 2014
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goat kiss

To strike another person In the face with your forehead, while face to face in conversation, by surprise, for no reason, to initiate a fight, or to end a conversation or fight promptly if done with enough force. A head butt delivered promptly with haste, suprise and often no reason.
"I can't belive you just headbutted that bouncer! What hell!?!"

"It was just a little goat kiss, I had nothing but love... Anyways it was just a peck. I didn't know he was gonna fold up like that."

"I guess he cannot say you sucker punched him...."
by onegoatboy May 24, 2015
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Old Goat

Mixed drink. Rye Whiskey, simple syrup and bitters. Preferably with a large cube of ice.
Your old fashion sucks, I want an Old Goat
by Darkwroth July 29, 2017
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Throat Goat

The title you give someone who gives the best oral sex you've ever had in your life.
Friend: why do you still talk to that girl?
Me: because shes the throat goat..
by LetsGetPizzaPlz May 26, 2019
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