Kiss the goblin

To speak articulately, fluently, amusingly, but ultimately nonsensically. To bullshit externsively.

Example: Too many beers and Davo will kiss the goblin and we can't shut him up.

by Dog Bolter April 1, 2023

Leg Goblin

A phrase used when you see a girl so hot that you get a huge ass boner , and it gets so big that it feels like there is a little goblin attached to your leg

" Man did you see that hot girl......Holy crap i think she just gave me a Leg Goblin."

by Slimslope May 18, 2006

Orange Goblin

A US President who uses too much fake tan and who is ridiculously corrupt. He should be impeached and tossed on jail.

Also known as Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a fucking scum bag Orange Goblin and a bitch ass pussy

by Toast.Jerviss September 24, 2019

nob goblin

sum one who gobbels nobs

elton john

by geordie October 24, 2003

dick goblin

someone who gobbles on dangerous amounts of flacid man horn.

ahhh Gookey's a dick goblin, he chomps on so much human horn...it's unreal

by blisterin badman 37 January 23, 2009

Sex Goblin

Surprising your other half by hiding behind an obstacle only to jump out from behind it revealing you are completely naked shouting the phrase 'sex goblin'. Intercourse guaranteed.

Ny girlfriend loves it when my inner sex goblin is revealed.

by BradTheImpaler March 25, 2016

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin)

A wank goblin (correct term: Mastabatory Goblin) is a creature that bites off a teenage boy's penis when he wanks too much.

The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.

Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) :

James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!

Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...

by Jamal Gordon-King January 5, 2010