1313 Garfield

The house that throws the sickest parties on all of campus

Dude, did you hear? Mary lost her v-card in a 1313 Garfield?

by KrunkK August 11, 2010

gnarfer

one who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles. to gnarf. pronounce guh-narf.

dude, i totally suspect you of being a gnarfer.

by hurkuloid October 18, 2008

Gnarfaggle

Sketchy as hell.

Did you see that tarantula crawl out go my cherrios? Pretty gnarfaggle!

by !!!!!!!!!!!????????????$$$$$$$ March 13, 2013

garfiggly

all messed up, completely crazy

I downloaded a virus and my computer went all garfiggly.

by Stephany S February 14, 2009

Garfield

Munching on a Garfield(massive) sized amount of food after participating in the act of smoking marijuana.

I just went and Garfielded after that fat sesh.
Lets garfield after this bowl bro-hah.

by SETARIP23 November 22, 2011

Garfunkeler

1. A man (usually rail thin) who hasn't ever trimmed his mess of curly pubes, which now resemble Art Garfunkel's jew fro.

2. Someone who actively partakes in fucking women whilst wearing an Art Garfunkel wig.

"Sarah, how was sex with Ian?"

"It was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the ass, his pubes are a forest, he's a real garfunkeler"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

garft

A baby dick shorter 4 inches. May or may not have pubic hair. With the girth of a tuna can. Not to be confused with a mushroom dick.

Have sex before marriage, you don't want to be stuck with a garft.

by MamaJo22 August 24, 2018