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garft

A baby dick shorter 4 inches. May or may not have pubic hair. With the girth of a tuna can. Not to be confused with a mushroom dick.

Have sex before marriage, you don't want to be stuck with a garft.

garft by MamaJo22 August 24, 2018

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Take it out on me later. Double thigh touch. Lube her butt ready to be fucked. Possibly after a foursome.

Dude, skippity boop. You, me, tonight.

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