Glutious flatosis

A flat ass usualy white

Wow, stacy realy got a case of the Glutious flatosis

by I like ass - jo mama October 19, 2020

health glutton

A health glutton is a person who is constantly eating nutritious, healthy food and is most likely fit and attractive. This is a completely socially acceptable type of glutton.

Geezus are you stuffing ANOTHER salad down?! I just watched you guzzle a protein shake 10 minutes ago - you are such a health glutton!

by charrawna May 12, 2011

Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome

Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome (HGF) is a legitimate medical condition that occurs when the cleft of the buttocks extends high above the waistline. Symptoms include an exposed butt crack and public ridicule.

John has Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome that is why we are forced to look at his ass everytime he bends over

by Poultry Prince April 7, 2019

glutenous

The fat filthy beast. The intake of slime and lard in ones temple they refer to as a body.

The soiled diapers and glutenous souls...the beasts time nears

by Gonzo Horse March 28, 2013

glutarded

To have an intolerance to wheat gluten or be gluten free.

Jane bought glutarded rice crackers to the party for all the hipsters with Celiacs.

by Frobotbrytronic March 12, 2014

loot glutes

Tina Blerch's thighs in the time of looting during a hurricane from the popular show, "Bob's Burgers."

"I think I'm getting loot glutes." Tina Blerch

by JoAy September 28, 2013

gluffin

1. the act of meddling in free-trade.
2. Monopolizing the Toilet Paper industry.
3. a person whom has never lived in a green house

1: You are hereby under arrest for gluffining
2: Yo man, I'm totally gluffin'!
3: I have something to tell you... I'm not too proud but... I'm a gluffin...

by Jeff June 30, 2006