Glock Blocked

Another version of Cock Block. In this case, a man is preventing another man from having sex with a woman by threatning him with a firearm.

Man 1: You even think about doing her, and I will kill you.
Man 2: Ok, ok. No need to Glock Block me man.

-Later-

Woman: Sorry he Glock Blocked you.
Man 2: He seemed the type to be teeming with insecurity issues.

by The_Inlander February 16, 2013

Glock model

The definition of a Glock model is that you always post weapons but different versions of guns

Bro he is a Glock model all he do is post guns

by Lil Jacob December 03, 2022

Glock Me

Glock Me is to have a gun shoved up your pussy, preferably a Glock.

Glock Me now as I’m feeling really freaky! Oh, and brave. LOLOLOL. Ohhh! Ahhh! Yassss!

by Purplenado March 08, 2023

Glock cooked chicken

When you're firing so much that you heat the atmosphere in measurable results.

Gives children sunburns from powder, miles away.

Nuclear weapons.

I think Glock cooked chicken the other day. Did Toronto blow?

by Cody5050 June 08, 2022

glock blocker

Someone who convinces or prevents another person from purchasing themselves a new hand gun.

My wife and I went to the sports store and she was a total glock blocker. I wanted that new G19 so bad.

by GayBobFagPants March 03, 2018

Glock 49

Used to be new but then u use it to jerk off and then you accidentally click the trigger on it and it goes through the hole

damn he just got glock 49ed

by Flightpass November 21, 2024

glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.

Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫

by Cape Horn November 10, 2018