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Gerard Piqué

A central defender who plays for FC Barcelona in Barcelona, Spain. He also plays for the Spanish national team.

Usually has stubble or beard. Loves to have a laugh pulling pranks on his team mates.
1: Do you know who Gerard Piqué is?
2: No
1: He is a central defender who plays for FC Barcelona in Barcelona, Spain. He also plays for the Spanish national team.

Usually has stubble or beard. Loves to have a laugh pulling pranks on his team mates.
by loushkins June 18, 2010
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Gersht

A slang term that can mean anything, also a heavenly being.
Dude I just gersht my pants

Dude that girl is so gersht

Every day Riley prays to Gersht
by BonBon69 June 2, 2009
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german

1. A language whose arcane grammar can drive you crazy.

2. Something of German origin; i.e., beer or cars.

3 A resident of Germany; person of German descent. Typically, a mellow, intelligent thinking creature, invariably polite, living in the area of land commonly known as Germany, a lush, wooded land with the Alps to the south, gentle, rolling hills in the center, and the North Sea to the North.

The typical German is even-tempered, tolerant, respectful, practical, and somewhat skeptical and pessimistic by nature. German men are far less sexist than American men, and are more prone to marriage. Germans, though, typically have small families.

A German tends to be a lover of nature, well-organized, frugal and efficient. They seldom lose their tempers- if you go to a German bar, people are usually friendly and happy, unlike an American bar, where people start fights.

Germans love fast cars, motorcycles, good beer, taking lots of holidays, and walking in nature. Germany is a great place for the outdoors, and people love hiking, camping and cycling.

Germans are often tastelessly dressed, and German women often wear atrocious clothes. German food is OK, if you like pork. German bread, on the other hand, is excellent. It doesn't matter, though, because German people mostly eat Italian and French food.

Germans make the best engineers, computer scientists, and technicians. They never go anywhere without their "handies" (cell phones), they're mad about soccer, and they love to have a festival. They take a day off for every holiday, including all-saint's day, May Day and the assumption of the Virgin Mary (despite the fact that most Germans don't go to church often). The biggest parties are Karneval and the Love Parade.

They typical German hates extremes and extremists of all kinds, including neo-nazis, who comprise a hated minority in the country. Most people are moderate in their beliefs. There are lots of political parties in Germany, including the Green Party, who helped turn Germany into the biggest purveyor of solar power and electric windmills.

Germans don't neccesarily dislike any group of people; Germans often visit France, England, the US, Eastern Europe, Turkey and the Mediterranean. Often, though, other nations have prejudices about Germans. Germany is ethnically mixed, though, and lots of Germans marry non-Germans.
1. How do you translate the German word "unwahrscheinlichkeit"?
2. This German wheat beer- Franziskaner Weissbier"- is excellent.
3. Look at that cute German techie guy over there.
by Tabitha Elkins August 30, 2008
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Germany

Everyone wants to be like Germany but do we really have the pure strength of will?”
by Lugs-o October 18, 2004
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gerganism

The study of pimpin' and keeping hoes in line along with compiling stats for football teams. Includes showing elderly women the locker room in order to take advantage of their awe.
Chris Delbo is practicing gerganism as we speak. He is a gerganistic fuck.
by BFFCB November 17, 2011
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Gerangaback

A female with one or more of the following qualities: disgusting, fat, hideous, hairy, lumpy, rolly (as in fat rolls), smelly, crunked teeth, has SARS, Bird-flu, a cow, retarded horse, anything Lee Unit has slayed, or a man turned woman.
I can't get no trophies tonight, so I figure I can just tame a Gerangaback!
by The Greek November 7, 2005
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Geraghty Measure

In the UK, to double, or sometimes even triple the measurable amount of liquor within a cocktail or mixed alcoholic beverage is known as a Geraghty Measure.
Whisky and coke, make it a geraghty measure.
by DGRMY February 28, 2010
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