old geezer

when a male puts his jizz on the females eyes, thus blinding her, then kicks the legs of the female counterpart making it impossible to walk.

I gave that bitch the "old geezer" after last nights performance in the bedroom.

by 420potaddict420 November 3, 2009

geeked as fuck

When you are totally and completly FUCKED OFF WEED!!

Man i got geeked as fuck last night

by halomasta_101 July 7, 2006

geeked up

To be high on crack & weed rolled in a blunt(referred to as a geek) when smoked it makes your heart race and makes you paranoid leading to the term "geeked up"

We gunna go smoke a geek tonight or what?

Damn I was so geeked up!

by Sexy Red 65 December 13, 2007

geezer pleezer

a wannabe geezer. someone who goes to all lengths to impress their geezerfied homies.

'your ugly sister is a geezer pleaser. its bad enough her being so ugly.'

by MC Boonge August 13, 2003

Geezer

A hallarious event, joke, or predicament. Usually accompanied by a knee-slap. Interchangeable with the word “knee-slapper.”

Bro you know the test that I failed yesterday?

- Yeah?

Well the teacher inputted into the grade book as an A!

- Lol what a geezer!!!

by Chazz Finster August 31, 2020

geeked

weirded out, taken aback in a negative way, you think ___ is geeky.

"ugh, that girl geeked me out" or "no thanks, those geek me out"

by RSR August 25, 2005

geeked up

To get a pump or natural high off lifting weights, most likely after taking a supplement like no xplode.

"Gonna get geeked up on this one!!!!!!!"

-RONNIE COLEMAN

by RonnieIsfrigginHuge February 19, 2009