A stupid piece of school software that dosen't let you go on porn, violence or the urban dictionary.
by Boroughmuir Pupil (S4) October 30, 2003
 Get the I-Gearmug.
Get the I-Gearmug. When a girl has a nice body, but her face looks beat up, busted or ugly.  She needs to wear protective gear so that she will not get any uglier.
by Mistress K September 17, 2003
 Get the head gearmug.
Get the head gearmug. When thrust and stamina are valued more than a ferocious tempo, one "jams it into granny" to really get her going
by themaplemolester December 5, 2010
 Get the Granny Gearmug.
Get the Granny Gearmug. First, one takes a pair of scissors and places one end in the hole of a females vagina and the other end in her rectum, then pushes the scissors closed, cutting the Taint therefore connecting the vaginal passage with the anal passage. Second, one begins to have vaginal intercourse with the female periodically shifting his penis through the newly created, "gear Manifold" if you will, from vagina to rectum.
by Tristan and Dan December 28, 2007
 Get the Changing Gearsmug.
Get the Changing Gearsmug. the premptive idea, or state of mind to succeed at sexual interaction with the opposite sex. This state tends to produce the most desparate attempts at sex, with the most hilarious outcomes.
by Randy Spychest February 18, 2008
 Get the high gearmug.
Get the high gearmug. A shitty store in San Diego where Justin K. works.  He trys to act hard there and make up for his extremely small balls!
by richard1904 January 11, 2009
 Get the cycle gearmug.
Get the cycle gearmug. by Marc March 8, 2004
 Get the Game Gearmug.
Get the Game Gearmug.