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Gaser

Retarded kid who thinks hes tought by wearing nike tracksuits and air max shoes most of the time fake. They think they look hot to girls but they actually arent at all.
by VukanD July 20, 2020
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Gasser

1. Someone who passes gas frequently.
2. An suv that uses an impressive amount of fuel.
3. A slang term for a grunt off of the video game Halo
Dude, Steve, you're such a gasser!

My mom's Lexus is a total gasser.

Kill the little douche bag gassers. NO THAT'S ME YOU SMACKTARD!!!
by CableGuy May 8, 2004
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Gasper

A guy who smokes weed and is always broke cuz of that
Man that guy is a gasper
by XxpotatoweedxX March 18, 2018
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Magic: The Gathering

A card game where the winner is decided by who can cough up the most money to go to a comic book store and buy the grossly overpowered older cards. The #3 cause of prolonged virginity in 20+ year-old males, only behind Everquest and Dungeons and Dragons.
I play Magic. I also cry when I masterbate.
by Vit June 30, 2003
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gathered

When you collect a bitch by dragging them by the head of the hair. To make one scared of you.
Katherine gathered Uma after Uma stole Kay's song.
by goldyloxxx69 January 5, 2017
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Magic the Gathering

Overrated card game where the player with the most money wins seeing as good cards can cost up to 50 dollars each. It is quite imbalanced as tournament winners all have the same deck showing the best strategy for the particular set. All you can do is spend hundreds of dollars on a deck so your cards can become useless when a new set comes out.
Nerd 1: Want to play Magic The Gathering?
Nerd 2: Okay.
*Nerd 1 plays creature for 1 mana*(from old set)
*Nerd 2 plays creature for the same cost with the same stats except his has flying and can destroy one monster per turn*(from new set)
*Nerd 2 wins eventually*
Nerd 2: Don't feel bad my deck cost 1200 dollars.
by Lvl 220 December 9, 2009
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Magic: the Gathering

Strictly for the socially inept. Magic: The Gathering is occasionally used in conjunction with the Yorkshire word chuffing:
My mom approves of Magic: the Gathering, it keeps me away from girls.

I reckon this dork is going to offer me his Magic: the Chuffing Gathering Black Lotus for $200.
by mistagorilla September 20, 2008
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