garch

garch ghahrch - v. 1. To tack something on to the end of a speech in order to make it seem better.

2. To staple something to one's face, usually tuna. 

Coined by wheezywaiter, defined by nerothewizard

1 "His horrible wedding toast only became worse when he garched some quip about finding five dollars."

2 "I garched a whole can of chunk light, and minutes later I was surrounded by angry cats."

by Frudly May 19, 2010

gaicon

A gay icon. Especially a straight male that is unusually popular with a gay crowd, has many gay friends though he's straight. Usually very attractive yet comfortable with his sexuality.

Matt is SUCH a gaicon! He has more gay friends than I do!

by biggd60 April 3, 2008

gamick

An old man that is also half duck.

Look at the gamick.

by Woosers July 19, 2016

Garcydeo

Godlike and has a huge peen

That's Garcydeo

by The_REAL_Jesus123 April 1, 2019

andres garcia-ruiz

The nicest, smartest, funniest guy in eight grade. You will fall in love with him instantly.

Andres Garcia-Ruiz loves video games.

by moo im a cow March 27, 2016

Javier Garcia

Sexiest man alive. Has green/hazel eyes and is the smartest person in the whole universe. Is the best at everything he does and is the best man who ever lived.

wow!! I wish I was a Javier Garcia

by yenfyefiejbgr May 2, 2018

juan carlos garcia

The most generous, selfless, honest, and kindest man you could ever meet. He cooks. He cleans. He whispers sweet Spanish nothings. He is a keeper.

Lady: I think he is the one.
Friend: Must be Juan Carlos Garcia

by Quick711 December 2, 2016