The glare on one's face from looking at a device such as an iphone in a darkened public place such as a bar or restaurant.
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Get the Sar garley diddly do mug.A special New Year’s Eve tradition mainly associated with some Eastern European countries. The practice is carried in the belief of bringing good genital health for the following New Year.
The act involves spreading raw garlic on one’s penis which first then has to be sucked and licked by their sexual partner until a satisfactory garlicky breath on their end is achieved. This is then followed by either vaginal or anal sex until ejaculation, after which the garlicky semen has to be sucked out so that both partners have garlic smelling breath.
It is believed to be a type of cult activity with very little evidence of the origins of this tradition.
The act involves spreading raw garlic on one’s penis which first then has to be sucked and licked by their sexual partner until a satisfactory garlicky breath on their end is achieved. This is then followed by either vaginal or anal sex until ejaculation, after which the garlicky semen has to be sucked out so that both partners have garlic smelling breath.
It is believed to be a type of cult activity with very little evidence of the origins of this tradition.
-So how was your New Year’s celebration darling?
-Oh it was amazing Mum, me and Marta were dirty garlicking before the clocks turned midn…
-Ugh so that’s why your breath stinks like that??? Damn me that’s vile son, I only thought you had garlic toasts for breakfast!
-Oh it was amazing Mum, me and Marta were dirty garlicking before the clocks turned midn…
-Ugh so that’s why your breath stinks like that??? Damn me that’s vile son, I only thought you had garlic toasts for breakfast!
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