Geoffery

What exactly is happening right now. What am I seeing exactly. Well it seems as though it's a back with legs. What? Well there is no ass at all, so there is only his back attached to legs that walk. So it's a walking back Seem as though that's what it is. A no ass with back and legs. Well what's the other side look like....a large protruding stomach as if he is pregnant. So, wait let me get this right....he has no ass only a back with legs and a pregnate stomach? Yep, what a sight to see. But, wait I'm not finnished have you seen the top? No, what is it? It's a mangled grill....huh? It is a bunch of teeth mangled and rotten black. Man I can not imagine what is below....I'm not sure either it was to small to see. I can only imagine how a woman would sleep with him....it would be like riding a pregnant woman . Omg did you really go there. Yes, I did.

What is a geoffery?
The definition of Geoffrey is a pregnant back with legs and is really a woman with a mangled grill.

by Swingerboy99 July 21, 2019

geffy

a super hott short chick who will one day be hegemon

Look at that Geffy, she is my idol!

by Superisticsara January 20, 2004

Goffing

When one suppresses a laugh at someones stupidity, usually resulting in a weird disgusted sound. Sometimes it sounds like one is hacking up phlegm.

Chloe: "I feel so smart today :D"
Saxton: "-GOFF- I mean uh yeah, you're always smart."
Chloe: "Are you goffing at me?"

by chlophtimus December 16, 2008

goffic

goffic: one who is a try-hard goth or gothic.

Example 1: Internet goffic says- Look at my icon... I'm so dark and gothy *broods*
Example 2: real-life goffic says- I dyed my hair black and listen to metal and watch buffy and I have a blood fetish and I'm totally hardxcore... let's go sacrifice some goats!

by crunchiecrumble December 27, 2005

Geofantasy

1. To get aroused over rocks.
2. To be unable to get an erection unless there are rocks, or images of rocks, present.

"Oh man..this cliff is bringing on a geofantasy!"

by ~MoneyBagz~ January 13, 2009

Ge-off aka Gefio

Noun: a perfect gentlman superior to other man
Adjective: Fun; outgoing; loud; crazzy; sexxxy; funny;awsome friend;

Wow Bob, u've been such a Ge0off lately, i just love it!!! Did u go 2 Dr. Phill's show n change ur personality?

by julia-goolia January 17, 2005

Groff Snoff

The act of getting orally snoffed by a colleague. Sometimes ends in sexual pleasure, but most often ends in tears. You know you are doing it correctly if your nose bleeds.

Damn, Nick just groff snoffed me in the bathroom. My junk is tender.

by Lo-Mo May 26, 2011