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bill gates raped my cat

What you scream when your Xbox 360 gets the Red Ring Of Death thus rendering it useless as anything but a paperweight.

Actually its a phrase I started saying after my 2nd, yes my second fucking Xbox 360 flopped due to the RROD. I got the idea from one of those Myspace bullitens that said something about not sending it to 10 ppl will result in the ghost of a dead girl appearing and raping your cat or somthing.
On my way to exchange my xbox i thought to myself, I bet Bill Gates was waiting for me to leave so he could sneak in and rape my cat.
Thus was born my new phrase whe ppl ask me what I think of the RROD, I say 2 them, "I had it twice, It was just an excuse for BG to rape my cat."
{Dude sitting there playing 360}
{360 goes into Red Ring Of Death Mode}
Dude: Shit! My 360 froze and I got the RROD!
{While dude takes 360 back to store for warranty Bill Gates shows up and rapes his cat.}
{Dude jokes to guy at Gamestop about Bill Gates raping his cat.}
{Gude gets back home and realizes that it did in fact
happen}
Dude: DAMNIT, BILL GATES RAPED MY CAT! OH THE HORROR!
by Russ Bus November 29, 2007
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Bill Gates

CEO of the company Microsoft, a company that produces products for Personal Computers. Most notable products are the Windows Series Operating Systems (the current one as of June 2005 is Windows XP) and software and hardware for Personal Computers, as well a video game console called the X-Box.

Bill Gates is obscenely wealthy, and is the richest man in the world, as well as one of the most powerful. Due to negative media and dumbass rumors, Bill Gates has a bad image, even though he donates more to AIDs chairities than any other two celeberties combined. He also has several scholarship programs up, such as the Bill and Linda Gates Minority Scholorship.

The Operating System Windows is a good OS, if sometimes a little frustrating. It's easily accessable for the more mainstream user, however the OS is probably as smart as the user and is therefore called such (horribly thought out) insults as "gay" and "piece of junk!!11!!) It however has the largest amount of games on it with classics such as Half-Life, Unreal Tournament, and Fallout.
Bill Gates is a good man despite gossip and media.
by Mr. Peterson July 15, 2008
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Gatoring

The act of submerging oneself in water (typically an Ocean, river or lake) so only your eyes and the top of your head is visible, much like an alligator. Commonly followed by stalking other people in the water and death rolling them.
Andrew – Let’s go to the beach and gator some girls
Adam – I love gatoring
Mark – I’m going to gator some boys
by Ben Johns January 19, 2010
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gators

The Gators home stadium is called The Swamp.
by Twice November 7, 2005
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The Forbidden Gates

Small ORPG in development stages with a few hundred members. Admins are Cascade and Megamoogle. Moderator is Erklurk. Layabout is Sairo. Vanhawk and Dracoseir ran away. Tivoilos is lol. Everyone wants to join AAP and the wipe will never come.
The Forbidden Gates player: "Can I be in AAP?" "When will testing end?" "Does Sairo do anything?" "I accidentally unlearned C++" "Crate Cat is too high!" "I've never been banned by lag"
by Crate Cat October 22, 2009
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gatorade

dude, i drank some gatorade before the game and i was ballin so hard!
by warriorslax16 March 15, 2007
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Gatoraft

A raft made completly of empty Gatorade bottles.
Two MIT boys built a Gatoraft and rowed it across the Charles River.

The Gatoraft was made of 33 gallon bottles, 30 half gallons, and 66 quarter gallons to make 64.5 gallons.

The Gatoraft had over 530 pounds of buoyant force!
by Jennifer Hirata September 21, 2008
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