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floor flapper

Drunk chick at a bar that flaps her pussy on the floor like she is performing at a strip club... except it's totally not a strip club & everyone is staring.
We were at a karaoke bar, everything was kosher at first. Then the floor flapper showed up... Every time anyone sang a rap song, the front row heard pussy slamming on the floor, for free! That poor floor....
by Not a Flapper August 3, 2019
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barSe fapper

this is a guy who has an unhealthy obsession with trolling bus enthusiasts. basically people like marm chuasai. use with capital S for added effect.
ah, buses(in)gapore is posting shit again. another case of the barSe fappers
by roguexposer2644e November 16, 2019
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crapper flapper

When you fart and it feels like your butthole slaps together and sounds like a seel clapping its hands
Oh shit, did you hear Dave's crapper flapper last night!
by PowerLiftyThing April 10, 2020
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bus fapper

Bus fapper is a singapore buses facebook page enthusiast who mechaphiles with public buses in Singapore
Look at how Shaun keeps doing bus fapper on that bus!
by Singapore Buses June 17, 2020
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Jurassic Flappers

"What's one thing you're insecure about?" "My massive Jurassic Flappers, why?"

"Teresa please get some help we're all worried."
by Teresasconcernedfriend August 9, 2021
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Hand flappers

Those useless batshit human things with big balls from the 2006 book All Tomorrows. They used to be able to fly but lost the ability to, so they just used their big-ass webbed hands for courtship display. They were made because of the Qu’s messed up alien religion.

The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.
Hand flappers went extinct because they were useless.
by Lemur8889 January 22, 2022
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Floppy flapper

The act in which 10 or more males get together, with one female for a gang bang. One of the men is to be tricked and held down by the other participants. The woman will begin to peg the tricked male, while all of the other males slap his face with there flaccid penis. The act is only finished when the male has both sets of cheeks flushed.
Man 1 : man we totally got Jon the other night

Man 2: yeah for sure he definitely wasn't ready for the floppy flapper.

Woman: I wonder if it hurts worse to sit down or to smile.
by Odinson01 May 24, 2022
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